Items

A

Ancient Chastity Belt

• Investigation Text:
  • "How did a device of purity turn into a device of debauchery?"
• Interaction Text:
  • "Crafted in some sort of alloy of rust-free metal, this is a masterpiece of sexual submission."
• How to Obtain:
  • Found in the underwater cave during The Dive.
• Use(s):
  • Currently of no use.

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Ancient Ring

• Investigation Text:
  • "This ring must be hundreds of years old, the design is from a different era entirely."
• Interaction Text:
  • "Wearing it makes my heartbeat a little faster and my dick a little harder, but that's about it."
• How to Obtain:
  • Use the item “Full Letter” on any vending machine.
• Use(s):
  • Currently of no use.

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Apple

• Investigation Text:
  • "The biggest problem with an apple is that it doesn't go very well with other things. Some might call that a design flaw; others, a business model."
• Interaction Text:
  • "Earbuds not included. Charger not included. Battery not included. Goes bad after a short while. In other words, a classic apple. Luckily, you can always get a new and fresh one."
• How to Obtain:
  • Found in the 4th desk inside the English classroom.
    Can be traded for Laundry Detergent or Garlic in the English Classroom
• Use(s):
  • It can be used to feed the Dangerous Crab in the marina.
    Combine with the item “Laundry Detergent” to create the item “Poisoned Apple”.

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Armor

• Investigation Text:
  • "I nearly lost all of my hard work when Jo found the cardboard and went to throw it away..."
• Interaction Text:
  • "Dress for how you feel on the inside, right? I guess trash is fitting, in more ways than one."
• How to Obtain:
  • Combine "Cardboard" with "Duct Tape".
• Use(s):
  • Equip it in your inventory to progress in The Dive.

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Atlas Plugged

• Investigation Text:
  • "If you like muscley men turned into obedient kittens, this is the book for you."
• Interaction Text:
  • ""Atlas stood under the heavy sky, sweat dotting his brow and broad shoulders, the massive plug firmly lodged in his—" All right! That's... that's enough of that!"
• How to Obtain:
  • Found on the bookshelf inside the English classroom.
• Use(s):
  • Give to Lindsey in Fully Booked.
    Give to Flora in Tiny Thirsty Tree.

B

Bag of Weed

• Investigation Text:
  • "Sex, drugs, and rock 'n' roll — one out of three is a good start."
• Interaction Text:
  • (If collected from attic): "Jo used to smoke weed to reduce stress. Not sure why she'd keep it hidden up here, though... Both Flora and I knew about it."
    (If bought on black market): "Weeds pulled out of the neighbor's lawn. Classic black market produce."
• How to Obtain:
  • Found in the attic using the item “xCube Controller”.
    Can be bought on the black market for $420.
• Use(s):
  • Currently of no use.

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Baited Pole

• Investigation Text:
  • "Living life as a worm would be so simple..."
• Interaction Text:
  • "The rod is ready. I just need to get it wet."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained in Service Aid by combining "Fishing Pole" and "Worms".
• Use(s):
  • Used to go fishing with Nurse in Service Aid.

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Ball of Yarn

• Investigation Text:
  • "The String of Fate. Cutting it may change the course of history."
• Interaction Text:
  • "One of my least interesting possessions. A ball of yawn."
• How to Obtain:
  • Can be found on Maya's Homeroom desk.
    It can be bought on the dark web for $777.
• Use(s):
  • Use on Spinach to get the item “Spray Cap” in the quest Hide and Seek.
    Combine with the “Safety Pin” item to get “High Tech Lockpick”.
    Combine with the item “Three Sticks” to create the quest item “Makeshift Easel” which is used in Fully Booked.
    Combine with the item “Mysterious Coin” to create the item “Mysterious Medallion”.
    Place in the "Message Box" after reading "Note from Maya" to receive "Second Note from Maya".

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Banana Milk

• Investigation Text:
  • "Why is the name so weirdly sexual?"
• Interaction Text:
  • "Good for your throat, and for your skin, and for your face, and for your boobs... The doctors hate this drink."
• How to Obtain:
  • Use item “Empty Bottle” on the “Soda Machine” in the school cafeteria and select ‘Banana Milk’ (-$1).
• Use(s):
  • Can be given to the nurse In Venting Frustration.
    Combine with the item “Spray Cap” to create the item “Spray Banana Milk”

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Baseball

• Investigation Text:
  • "Fits right in your hand. Like one big testicle. Or like ten regularly sized testicles bunched up into one big ball."
• Interaction Text:
  • "Oh, it has a signature... $5 to the person that can hit MC in the face."
• How to Obtain:
  • This can be obtainable by searching the 3rd desk within the English Classroom.
• Use(s):
  • Quest item used in Operation B.O.B.

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Baseball Bat

• Investigation Text:
  • "Baseballs, snitches, zombies, wooden boats — this baby can smash anything into a homerun."
• Interaction Text:
  • "I'm rubber, you're glue. Whatever you say bounces off me and makes a bat-sized dent in you."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained in Nothing Wrong With Me.
    Can be bought on the black market for $456.
• Use(s):
  • Currently of no use.

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Bayonets & Etiquettes

• Investigation Text:
  • "Polish your manners like you'd polish your blade — with grease and good posture."
• Interaction Text:
  • (Before collecting Monkey Wrench): "Oh, the middle pages of the book have been cut out to form a secret compartment. Whoever did this probably thought no one would be bored enough to read through the chapter called "Burette & Pincette: the Famous French Lab-Cooked Omelette. Well, that chapter would certainly have been useful, but maybe this will be too?"
    (After collecting Monkey Wrench): ""Bayonets, Etiquette, and Other Things the French Made Dull, Vol. 983" The French tracked down the author of this book, but couldn't stab him to death. Their stilettos weren't sharp enough. He arrived at the hospital with minor bruising and a smell of freshly baked baguettes."
• How to Obtain:
  • Interact with the bookshelf in the Homeroom.
• Use(s):
  • Interact with the book in your inventory to get Monkey Wrench.
    Can be given to Isabelle in No True Scotswoman.

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Beach Photo

• Investigation Text:
  • "As always, the camera man is missing from the shot."
• Interaction Text:
  • "I had forgotten how cute they looked that day. Well, Flora is cute. Jo is more... sexy? Is that weird to think? The smell of sand and ocean water, bodies sweating in the sun... Flora doing that little shimmy towel dance to get out of her clothes... Jo wrapping her lips tight around a popsicle... Me trying to hide my raging erection by lying on my stomach... Jo rubbing sunscreen on my back and legs... Man, what a time to be alive."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained by using the item “xCube Controller” on the ceiling hole.
• Use(s):
  • Currently of no use.

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Beaver Carcass

• Investigation Text:
  • "It's already starting to rot. The smell is unbearable."
• Interaction Text:
  • "Who the hell carries around a dead beaver in their backpack? Ugh, probably just me."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained in Fully Booked.
• Use(s):
  • Can be used to paint the canvas in Art Through Suffering for a special interaction.
    Combine with the item “Charger Cable” to create the item “Sliced Cable”.
    Combine with the item “Old Artwork” to create the item “Confetti”.

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Beaver Pelt

• Investigation Text:
  • "Smells of death and destruction, and of malintent and an unquenchable hatred for mankind."
• Interaction Text:
  • (If homemade): "This thing still radiates an aura of pure evil. Perhaps burying it would've been the right call."
    (If bought online): "A luxury doormat, previously owned by J. J. Timberlake."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained by using “Glass Shard” on the beaver's corpse in Operation B.O.B.
    Can be bought on the black market for $1,111.
• Use(s):
  • Combine with the item “Charger Cable” to create the item “Sliced Cable”.

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Big Lollipop

• Investigation Text:
  • "Diabetes on a stick. Yum."
• Interaction Text:
  • "This is the type of lollipop the girls practice on before spending a night with Chad."
• How to Obtain:
  • Found on the table in the Nurse’s Office.
    Can be obtained in Search & Rescue if you give the Nurse up to Kate.
    Purchase from the vending machine for $50.
• Use(s):
  • Combine with the item “Plastic Fork” to create the item “Specialized Fuse Cable Replacement Tool”.
    Can be given to Flora in Tiny Thirsty Tree.

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Bippity Boppity Bitch

• Investigation Text:
  • ""Bippity Boppity, Bitch: How to Spell for Dummies" by Glinda B. Goode"
• Interaction Text:
  • "Maybe studying this will turn me into the likes of Merlin or Gandalf? Just imagine what I could do then..."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained from Maxine in Big Witch Energy.
• Use(s):
  • Quest item used in Spell You Later.

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Black Star

• Investigation Text:
  • "A paper star with a message scribbled on the back."
• Interaction Text:
  • "I'm where no man dares to tread. A land of bowls and pipes of lead."
• How to Obtain:
  • Reward for completing riddles in Twisted Desire.
• Use(s):
  • Obtaining victory over Kate in Twisted Desire.

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Blue Ball of Yarn

• Investigation Text:
  • "This yarn is looking a little tense, like it just needs to... unwind."
• Interaction Text:
  • "I'll be counting balls of yarn in my sleep tonight..."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained in the Gym during Suitable Romance.
• Use(s):
  • Quest item in Suitable Romance to get a suit from Maya

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Blue Cable

• Investigation Text:
  • "A color-coded cable. What's the code? No one knows."
• Interaction Text:
  • "When you don't look at this cable, it appears slightly larger. But in reality, it's not that big."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained from the Computer Classroom during Chops and Nocs.
• Use(s):
  • Quest item for Chops and Nocs.

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Blue Star

• Investigation Text:
  • "A paper star with a message scribbled on the back."
• Interaction Text:
  • "I'm big and I'm long. I let you take a ride on me. I take you along to the place you least want to be."
• How to Obtain:
  • Reward for completing riddles in Twisted Desire.
• Use(s):
  • Obtaining victory over Kate in Twisted Desire.

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Body Oil

• Investigation Text:
  • "Only a little left. Jacklyn's been busy."
• Interaction Text:
  • "Massages are professional foreplay. I'm looking to go pro."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained in Venting Frustration from the supply closet in the Art Classroom if you have Nurse's Compromising Photo.
• Use(s):
  • Quest item used in Venting Frustration on the Nurse to make her nude journey through the vents easier.

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Book of the Dammed

• Investigation Text:
  • "According to the backside blurb, the author lost his leg while hunting beavers and spent months trapped inside a beaver dam."
• Interaction Text:
  • ""Contains foul language and dangerous information. Read with extreme caution." Why is there a disclaimer on the first page of this book?"
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained in Operation B.O.B. from the bookshelf in the Fine Arts Wing.
• Use(s):
  • Quest item used in Operation B.O.B.

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Bottle of Soap

• Investigation Text:
  • "God, I wish I never spoke..."
• Interaction Text:
  • "Do soap goblins eat soap, or are they made of it? I have to ask Maxine at some point."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained from the janitor’s closet during Washed Up .
• Use(s):
  • Quest item used in Washed Up.

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Broken Cable

• Investigation Text:
  • "Fixing this cable will require prayers and copious amounts of electrical tape."
• Interaction Text:
  • "Broken, frayed, and all around miserable. Much like this cable."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained by using the item “Specialized Fuse Cable Replacement Tool” on the fuse box in A Short Fuse.
• Use(s):
  • Combine with the item “Electrical Tape” to create the item “Fixed Cable”.

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Brush

• Investigation Text:
  • "It takes a certain artistic refinement to truly appreciate a brush of mammoth hair. Fortunately, this one's made from the hair of a dead beaver, which of course anyone can appreciate."
• Interaction Text:
  • "They say that a single stroke can change the course of history. A great handjob does tend to have that effect."
• How to Obtain:
  • Found on the ground in the art classroom.
• Use(s):
  • Can be used to paint the canvas in Art Through Suffering for a special interaction.

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Buried Box

• Investigation Text:
  • (Forest box): "Wrapped in chains and with a rusty busty lock."
    (Cave box): "A box wrapped in chains, and that's not a euphemism."
• Interaction Text:
  • (Forest box): "Whoever locked this box didn't want anyone getting in... or worse, getting out..."
    (Cave box): "Sturdy and unbreakable despite its apparent age."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained in Buried Truths.
    Can be stolen from Maxine in Hooking Up by having a Strength stat of 7 or more.
    Can be kept for yourself during The Dive.
• Use(s):
  • Combine with the item “Rusty Key” to get the item “Snow Globe”.

C

Cactus

• Investigation Text:
  • "What's prickly, strong, and goes all night long? A saguaro."
• Interaction Text:
  • "Hmm... I feel like something's missing... Maybe a bigger pot? There's plenty of old student projects left behind in the art classroom."
• How to Obtain:
  • Found on the teacher’s desk in the English classroom in Jo's Day.
• Use(s):
  • Combine with the item “Paint Jar” to create the item “Cactus in a Pot”.

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Cactus in a Pot

• Investigation Text:
  • "This cactus is exceptionally succulent."
• Interaction Text:
  • "I saw a cursed video on the dark web about a cactus once... Never again."
• How to Obtain:
  • Combine the item “Paint Jar” with the item “Cactus”.
• Use(s):
  • Quest item used in Jo's Day.

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Cake Slice

• Investigation Text:
  • "This cocaine cake is more addictive than... well, cocaine."
• Interaction Text:
  • "Flora always finds her recipes on the dark web."
• How to Obtain:
  • Reward for completing Punked.
• Use(s):
  • Give to Flora during Tiny Thirsty Tree.

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Candle

• Investigation Text:
  • "A light in the black... or just a candle without matches."
• Interaction Text:
  • "All that's missing is matches and lube."
• How to Obtain:
  • Found in the computer room by searching through the cardboard box at the top right of the room full of cables.
    Obtained in Mrs. L's desk in The Dog Trick.
• Use(s):
  • Currently of no use.

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Candy Wrapper

• Investigation Text:
  • "This isn't trash. They're an important part of any ASMR artist's toolbox."
• Interaction Text:
  • "The sickly sweet taste of candy residue. Sucking on these wrappers is the best. Zero calories."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained after consuming Lollipop.
    Obtained in Search & Rescue.
• Use(s):
  • Give to Spinach to gather Nurse's scent during Search & Rescue.
    Used to pollute the river in Operation B.O.B..

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Capture Card

• Investigation Text:
  • "Doesn't look like a card to me. But then again, hard drives don't drive."
• Interaction Text:
  • "The link between the past and the future. The gadget of gadgets."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained by using the item “xCube Controller” on the ceiling hole in The Missing Tapes.
• Use(s):
  • Quest item used in The Missing Tapes.

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Cardboard

• Investigation Text:
  • "Forged in the fires of grease and desperation."
• Interaction Text:
  • "Light armor has some advantages, too! Like mobility and, err... yeah, that's probably it."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained in The Dive by calling "Master Splinter's Pizza" and eating your order.
• Use(s):
  • Combine with "Duct Tape" to create "Armor".

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Car Wash Sign

• Investigation Text:
  • "This was a sign that things were about to get good."
• Interaction Text:
  • ""Welcome to Newfall High's car wash fundraiser! Roll up your windows and prepare to get wet!""
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained from Kate in Washed Up.
• Use(s):
  • Quest item used in Washed Up.

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Cat Tail

• Investigation Text:
  • "It's so cute and innocent-looking! I wonder who it belongs to..."
• Interaction Text:
  • "A fake tail of some sort with a metal bulb. It probably attaches by use of magnets."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained in the bathroom sink in Table Manners.
• Use(s):
  • Give to Maya in Don Juan Quixote or Suitable Romance.

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Catch Thirty-Four

• Investigation Text:
  • "Nothing's more classy than vintage erotica."
• Interaction Text:
  • "A dilemma or difficult circumstance from which there is no escape because of the sheer lewdness."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained in the English Classroom during Fully Booked.
• Use(s):
  • Give to Lindsey to read during Fully Booked.
    Give to Flora during Tiny Thirsty Tree.

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Charger Cable

• Investigation Text:
  • "A tier 3 type cable. Solid gold. Very low resistance."
• Interaction Text:
  • "This thing has a plug that will fit a normal jack, but a normal jack would never have enough energy to power the locator device."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained by interacting with the cardboard box in the computer room.
• Use(s):
  • Combine with either “Glass Shard”, “Beaver Pelt” or “Beaver Carcass” to create “Sliced Cable”

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Chocolate Heart

• Investigation Text:
  • "A sweet heart for a sweetheart."
• Interaction Text:
  • "It looks tasty, but I can't eat the evidence."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained in A Beautiful Motive.
• Use(s):
  • Currently of no use.

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Chopin Music Score

• Investigation Text:
  • "Kate is both a C-flat and a B major, if you know what I'm saying..."
• Interaction Text:
  • "If it weren't Isabelle, I'd G-flat out refuse to play."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained in Chops and Nocs.
• Use(s):
  • Quest item used in Chops and Nocs.

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Clean Bolt

• Investigation Text:
  • "The sharp point and fine threads allow for very deep and accurate penetration."
• Interaction Text:
  • "Hard as steel. Long sleek design. Perfect to screw holes with."
• How to Obtain:
  • Combine the item “Greasy Bolt” with the item “Tissue”.
    In No True Scotswoman, give the item “Greasy Bolt” to Flora.
• Use(s):
  • Use on the window in the Homeroom to open the window.

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Clean Laundry

• Investigation Text:
  • "Lace, silk, and Component X... which is sex appeal. Lots of Component X here."
• Interaction Text:
  • "Spring flowers and flowing meadows. Somehow, the dirty laundry smelled better."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained in The Missing Tapes.
• Use(s):
  • Quest item used in The Missing Tapes.

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Clown Nose

• Investigation Text:
  • "I'm nothing but a clownnoser."
• Interaction Text:
  • "I wonder how the clown lost his nose, anyway?"
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained in the Lost and Found during Off to the Races.
• Use(s):
  • Used to cheer Lindsey up during Off to the Races.

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Coffee Cup

• Investigation Text:
  • "Porcelain. Zero magical properties."
• Interaction Text:
  • "Smears of lipstick on the rim. Mrs. L clearly doesn't like drinking coffee through a straw."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained by Interacting with the coffee machine in the cafeteria in Stolen Hearts.
    3 of these can be found in the teacher’s desk in No True Scotswoman.
• Use(s):
  • Use on the coffee machine in the cafeteria to get "Cup of Coffee".
    Quest item used in No True Scotswoman.

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Colored Paper

• Investigation Text:
  • "Vibrant like a forest dressed for autumn! Shit. I'm starting to sound like Isabelle."
• Interaction Text:
  • "They say that the best season in Newfall is the fall. Who could've guessed that?
• How to Obtain:
  • Combine the item “Discarded Art” with the item “Paint Buckets”.
• Use(s):
  • Combine with the item "Glass Shard", "Beaver Carcass", or "Beaver Pelt" to get the item "Pennants" during Poolside Story.

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Comic Book

• Investigation Text:
  • "I can't wait for the movie to come out!"
• Interaction Text:
  • "They say a picture is worth a thousand words... That's the best way to read."
• How to Obtain:
  • Found in the attic using the item “xCube Controller”.
• Use(s):
  • Currently of no use.

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Computer

• Investigation Text:
  • "Zeroes and ones. Nothing in between."
• Interaction Text:
  • "Inter Pantsium 4. Triple-core ASSUS GPU with a built-in exhaust pipe. Runs on diesel."
• How to Obtain:
  • Can be purchased for $200 in the store “Sparks & Plugs” in Voluntary Good.
• Use(s):
  • Quest item used in Voluntary Good.

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Conductor's Baton

• Investigation Text:
  • "Hold this stick to run the show. A reversed talking-stick."
• Interaction Text:
  • "It's not the girth or length of the baton, it's how aggressively you flick the wrist."
• How to Obtain:
  • Found on the Teachers' Podium in the Music Classroom.
• Use(s):
  • Can be used to obtain the Tuning Fork and the Tuning Hammer in the Music Classroom.

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Confetti

• Investigation Text:
  • "Jacklyn was right."
• Interaction Text:
  • "Little bits of garbage."
• How to Obtain:
  • Combine the item “Beaver Carcass” or “Beaver Pelt” with the item “Old Artwork”.
• Use(s):
  • Quest item used in Poolside Story.

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Cooking Pot

• Investigation Text:
  • "Load with food. Load with explosives. Either way, muck-BANG!"
• Interaction Text:
  • "Aptly nicknamed Big Bertha, this behemoth can be operated both as a cooking pot and a muzzle-loaded mortar platform."
• How to Obtain:
  • Found in the cafeteria near the doughnut stand.
• Use(s):
  • Quest item used in Chili Con Carnal Sin and Spell You Later.

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Corrupted Gigglypuff Leaves

• Investigation Text:
  • "They're thrumming with dark energies, threatening to eclipse the world in a new dawn of evil."
• Interaction Text:
  • "It's just leaves. Nothing sinister about them. Regular organic and honest-to-god leaves."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained in Potted Weeds if the river is polluted.
• Use(s):
  • Quest item used in Potted Weeds.

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Costume Shop Voucher

• Investigation Text:
  • "A voucher for a costume shop on the web."
• Interaction Text:
  • "I better check out the site before this voucher expires..."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained from Kate in Wicked Game.
• Use(s):
  • Spend it at MC's computer to obtain Pig Mask.

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Courage Badge

• Investigation Text:
  • "It's like the metal itself has caught some of Mrs. L's sizzling heat."
• Interaction Text:
  • "The badge is meant to inspire courage, but whenever I look at it, my thoughts drift to Mrs. L's cleavage.."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained from Mrs. L at the beginning of Make a Wish and Blow.
• Use(s):
  • Displayed in MC’s room.

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Cowboy Hat

• Investigation Text:
  • "Howdy, pardner!"
• Interaction Text:
  • "You know what they say — save a horse, ride a(n) MC."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained by using the item “xCube Controller” on the ceiling hole during Season 2.
• Use(s):
  • No current use.

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Croutons

• Investigation Text:
  • "Fancy crumbs. The cornerstone of any Roman salad."
• Interaction Text:
  • "This is what little Nero and little Julius tossed out behind them so that they'd find their way out of the Colosseum."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained in The Statement by talking to Flora.
• Use(s):
  • Quest item used in The Statement.
    Can be consumed.

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Cup of Coffee

• Investigation Text:
  • "Blackest of the black, darker than night. That's how I like both my coffee and my horror punk."
• Interaction Text:
  • "They call it the black gold, but what about Pepelepsi? That's the real heavy metal of the beverage world."
• How to Obtain:
  • Use the item “Coffee Cup” on the coffee machine in the Cafeteria.
• Use(s):
  • Used on the Guard’s window to acquire Mrs. L’s phone number.
    Can be consumed.

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Scarlet Starlet's Cutie-Harlot

• Investigation Text:
  • "Double layered full grain leather. Every girl's dream skirt."
• Interaction Text:
  • "Flora will worship me after she gets this skirt. At least, that's the plan... Disclaimer. Plans aren't my strong suit."
• How to Obtain:
  • Can be bought on the dark web for $2,499 during Stainless Steal.
• Use(s):
  • Quest item used in Stainless Steal.

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Damning Document

• Investigation Text:
  • "An official document from the Newfall Hospital."
• Interaction Text:
  • "According to this document, it looks like the Nurse has committed theft. Stolen medical supplies... If this came to light, she'd never be able to practice medicine again. She might even end up in jail."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained in Twisted Desire if Kate has 8 or more Lust points and you ask for the blackmail she has on the Nurse if you win the competition.
• Use(s):
  • Gives new dialogue choices and events in various quests, similar to Nurse's Compromising Photo.

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Diary Page

• Investigation Text:
  • "An old page torn from a diary."
• Interaction Text:
  • (Allows closer examination of the page)
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained by using the item “xCube Controller” on the ceiling hole.
• Use(s):
  • You can see hidden text and an image by combining it with the item “Water” or by using it on the aquarium in the admin wing or the water fountain on the first floor.

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Dick Wonky's Chocolate Bar

• Investigation Text:
  • "What girl would say no to a bit of chocolate?"
• Interaction Text:
  • "I'm feeling a little hypoglycemic... I better give this to Isabelle before I get hangry and eat it."
• How to Obtain:
  • Buy on your computer for $2 in The Grand Gesture.
• Use(s):
  • Quest item used in The Grand Gesture.

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Dirty Laundry

• Investigation Text:
  • "Sweat, perfume, and other raunchier bodily odors. Smelling things you pick up is only natural."
• Interaction Text:
  • "Are these Jo's or Flora's? Not knowing is arousing."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained in The Missing Tapes.
• Use(s):
  • Quest item used in The Missing Tapes.

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Discarded Art

• Investigation Text:
  • "Practice makes perfect, but this shit still requires a lot of practice."
• Interaction Text:
  • "Making old art into new pennants. I should receive the Nobel Prize in recycling."
• How to Obtain:
  • Found on the ground in the Art Classroom.
• Use(s):
  • After collecting all 3, combine 1 with the item “Paint Buckets” to create the item “Colored Paper” in Poolside Story.

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Dish Brush

• Investigation Text:
  • "To a plateophile, doing the dishes has an entirely different meaning."
• Interaction Text:
  • "Sharp hard bristles. Unyielding polyvinyl-chloride handle. Ribbed anti-slide grip. The ultimate cleaning tool."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained in Potted Weeds if you gave Jo corrupted Gigglypuff Tea.
• Use(s):
  • Used to scratch Jo's deep itch in Potted Weeds.

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Dog Collar

• Investigation Text:
  • "An item made dirty by pop culture alone."
• Interaction Text:
  • "Nothing but the finest budget nylon for my bitch."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained from either Mrs. L's desk or Hati's neck in The Dog Trick.
• Use(s):
  • Quest item used in The Dog Trick and Stepping on the Rose.

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Donation Jar

• Investigation Text:
  • (Empty): "As empty as my promises to eat more healthily."
    (1/3 full): "No whiskey in this jar."
    (2/3 full): "Ah, charity! One of the few virtues in this hall of sins."
    (Full): "Money doesn't grow on trees. It ferments in jars."
• Interaction Text:
  • (Empty): "I shall call you... Jar Jar Bucks. Currently just as disappointing as your namesake."
    (1/3 full): "There should be donations for all the lonely people."
    (2/3 full): "It's almost full, just like Kate's disdain for the poor."
    (Full): "It's full of cash money, just like Kate's wallet."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained from Nurse in In for a Dime, In for a Dollar.
• Use(s):
  • Used to collect donation money during In for a Dime, In for a Dollar.

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Doughnut

• Investigation Text:
  • "The Guard's favorite snack. Also my favorite snack. Perfect with the famed strawberry juice."
• Interaction Text:
  • "The round shape with a hole in the middle tells a secret... There's more in the cafeteria."
• How to Obtain:
  • 10 of these can be bought for $20 (or stolen if your Strength stat is 7 or more) in King of Sweets and Stolen Hearts.
    Obtain 1 from Maxine in Stolen Hearts.
• Use(s):
  • Can be given to the Guard after frustrating him to be nice.
    Can be gifted to the Nurse.
    Can be given to Flora in Tiny Thirsty Tree.
    5 of these is required to progress King of Sweets
    2 can be used to obtain the Janitor's Mop in Nothing Wrong With Me.
    1 can be eaten during Stolen Hearts.

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Duct Tape

• Investigation Text:
  • "Perfect for fun and games of every kind."
• Interaction Text:
  • "Maybe I'll save a strip for when Flora gets extra annoying?"
• How to Obtain:
  • Collect from the Teacher's Desk in the English Classroom during The Dive.
• Use(s):
  • Combine with "Cardboard" to create "Armor".

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Dungeons and Damsels

• Investigation Text:
  • "Warriors like this one promote unrealistic body expectations."
• Interaction Text:
  • "High flying, sword swashingbuckling, epic fantasy, here I come!"
• How to Obtain:
  • Found using the item “xCube Controller” on the ceiling hole in Don Juan Quixote.
• Use(s):
  • Quest item used in Don Juan Quixote.

E

Electrical Tape

• Investigation Text:
  • "Perfect for quick repairs and kidnappings."
• Interaction Text:
  • "Perfect for isolation. Insulation. Insults. Fuck this evasive-ass tape."
• How to Obtain:
  • Can be found in the first desk inside the English Classroom after trading either of the following items: “Tissue”, “Laundry Detergent”, “Garlic”, and “Lollipop”.
• Use(s):
  • Combine with the item “Broken Cable” to get the item “Fixed Cable”.

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Empty Bottle

• Investigation Text:
  • "Just fill her up again — recycling in its purest form."
• Interaction Text:
  • "A bottle is never truly empty. Right now, it's filled with all sorts of nasty gases. Oxygen is just one of them."
• How to Obtain:
  • Consume either “Banana Milk”, “Pepelepsi”, “Salted Cola”, “Seven HP”, “Strawberry Juice” or “Water”.
• Use(s):
  • Can be used on the soda machine at the cafeteria to get either “Banana Milk”, “Pepelepsi”, “Salted Cola”, “Seven HP” or “Strawberry Juice”.
    Can be used on the water fountain on the first floor or aquarium in the admin wing to get Water.

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Empty Can

• Investigation Text:
  • "Sharp edges. Good for cutting soft things, like earth. Attach it to stick and start digging."
• Interaction Text:
  • "Catch a can canner as he does the cancan, and you've caught a can-canning can-canning can canner!"
• How to Obtain:
  • Consume the item “Can of Soup”.
• Use(s):
  • Combine with the item “Stick” to get the item “Shovel”.

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Eraser

• Investigation Text:
  • "The best tool to undo mistakes. At least, the literary kind."
• Interaction Text:
  • "Erase the past, erase yourself. Nothing matters if no one knows of your existence."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained in No True Scotswoman by searching through the trash can in the Homeroom.
• Use(s):
  • Quest item used in No True Scotswoman.

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Eyeglasses

• Investigation Text:
  • "These scream either cool librarian, or blind old lady."
• Interaction Text:
  • "If Superman can pull off such a basic disguise, surely Lindsey can, too?"
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained in the Lost and Found during Off to the Races.
• Use(s):
  • Used as part of Lindsey's disguise during Off to the Races.

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Fire Axe

• Investigation Text:
  • "A fire axe, but no extinguisher. Priorities."
• Interaction Text:
  • "...and my axe! Ugh, why am I the dwarf even in my own made up scenario?"
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained at the Roof Landing.
• Use(s):
  • Used to break down the rooftop door in Dethroning the Queen to get to Lindsey.
    Used as a weapon for your adventure in The Dive.
    Use to gather Firewood in Under the Stars.

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Fish

• Investigation Text:
  • "A locally grown fish without any added preservatives, hence the smell."
• Interaction Text:
  • "Today's catch, and I'm talking about the price."
• How to Obtain:
  • Can be bought from the Codfather Boat in the marina for $1.
• Use(s):
  • Feed to the Dangerous Crab to increase its Love stat by 1.

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Fish and Chips

• Investigation Text:
  • "Fish and chips — the cornerstone of English cuisine."
• Interaction Text:
  • "Yum! Tasty and healthy. Unless you count the chips, the batter, and the sauce... Okay, fine. Just tasty."
• How to Obtain:
  • Purchasable for $40 at The Prawn Star during Under the Stars.
• Use(s):
  • Give to Isabelle during the romantic evening.

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Fishing Hook

• Investigation Text:
  • "Ho-o-o-o-o-ok! Hook me up!"
• Interaction Text:
  • "Sharp, but not that sharp. Hooked, but not that hooked. Serves its purpose, but not much more."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained from Nurse in Venting Frustration.
• Use(s):
  • Quest item used in Dethroning the Queen.

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Fishing Line

• Investigation Text:
  • "Invisi-line — straighten out your fishing today!"
• Interaction Text:
  • "First person to cross the fishing line is crowned the tripper!"
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained from Nurse in Venting Frustration.
• Use(s):
  • Quest item used in Dethroning the Queen.

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Fishing Pole

• Investigation Text:
  • "I bet Maxine has used this pole to catch some crazy stuff."
• Interaction Text:
  • "I've got the hook, I've got the line. Time to sink her."
• How to Obtain:
  • Borrow from Maxine in Service Aid.
• Use(s):
  • Combine with "Worms" to get "Baited Pole".

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Fixed Cable

• Investigation Text:
  • "This cable is utterly complete. Never before has such craftsmanship been seen in the cable business."
• Interaction Text:
  • "To whoever said that turning your life around is impossible: how do you like me now? And err... I guess, how do you like my cable?"
• How to Obtain:
  • Combine the item “Electrical Tape” with the item “Broken Cable”.
• Use(s):
  • Quest item used in A Short Fuse.

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Flash Drive

• Investigation Text:
  • "Megabytes, gigabytes, terabytes — size matters."
• Interaction Text:
  • "They say that life's a flash in the pan... That's especially true if Jo finds the content of this flash drive."
• How to Obtain:
  • Can be found in the MC’s room, on the right side beside a figurine.
• Use(s):
  • Quest item used in Stolen Hearts, Hurricane Isabelle, and The Glowing Spider Eggs.

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Flora's Bracelet

• Investigation Text:
  • "Probably the first thing that Flora has ever given to me that holds any sort of sentimental value to her. A big step in the right direction."
• Interaction Text:
  • "Flora's friendship bracelet. She's worn it for years. It still smells of her strawberry perfume and sass."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained in No True Scotswoman by giving the item “Haggis Lunch Box” to Flora after you’ve been locked in the Homeroom.
• Use(s):
  • No current use.

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Flora's Hoodie

• Investigation Text:
  • "Smells like Flora spirit."
• Interaction Text:
  • "Why are girls' clothes always so soft? This is the epitome of all societal injustices."
• How to Obtain:
  • Lent by Flora during Off to the Races.
• Use(s):
  • Used as part of Lindsey's disguise in Off to the Races.

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Flora's Phone

• Investigation Text:
  • "Flora's only possession that isn't pink or adorable in some way. She likes to keep a professional appearance."
• Interaction Text:
  • "Locked with both fingerprint and code... she must be hiding something."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained in the bathroom in Chili Con Carnal Sin.
• Use(s):
  • Quest item used in Chili Con Carnal Sin.

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Flora's Pin

• Investigation Text:
  • "This pin is how Flora signals her intentions to other squid fetishists."
• Interaction Text:
  • "What is Flora's favorite food? Ten-tacos! Extra slimy!"
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained from Flora in Strawberries, Cherries.
• Use(s):
  • Give to Jacklyn to progress in Strawberries, Cherries.

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Flora's Poster

• Investigation Text:
  • "Judging by this poster, Flora's internship might be more exciting than expected."
• Interaction Text:
  • "Do you have what it takes? We're looking for the best and brightest science students. The Foundation offers a highly exciting work environment with new experiences and stimulating tasks. Welcome to the open house day at the Foundation! Hazmat suits and protective gear will be provided by us."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained in your locker in Strawberries, Cherries.
• Use(s):
  • Hang them on the school bulletin boards in Strawberries, Cherries.

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Frog

• Investigation Text:
  • "Will you turn into a princess if I kiss you? ... Worth a shot."
• Interaction Text:
  • Frog:"Rubbit! Rubbit!"
    MC: "Rub it? If you insist..."
    Frog:"Rubbit! Rubbit!"
    MC: "You like that?"
    Frog: "Gurgle..."
• How to Obtain:
  • 5 of these can be found at the Forest Glade in Spell You Later.
• Use(s):
  • Combine in the Cooking Pot during Spell You Later to create "Frog Cage".

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Frog Cage

• Investigation Text:
  • "I hope these don't get mistaken for a science project..."
• Interaction Text:
  • "Let's see here... We have Timmy... Jimmy... Slimmy... Tammy... and Frank. Yep! Gang's all here!"
• How to Obtain:
  • Collect 5 Frogs in Spell You Later and put them in the Cooking Pot.
• Use(s):
  • Quest item used in Spell You Later.

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Full Letter

• Investigation Text:
  • "A letter of insatiable hunger."
• Interaction Text:
  • ""Use me if you get hungry." That's an odd request, but I guess it's different strokes for different folks."
• How to Obtain:
  • Combine the items “Half a letter” and “Other Half of the Letter”.
• Use(s):
  • Use it on any vending machine to obtain the item “Ancient Ring”.

G

Garden Hose

• Investigation Text:
  • "A miniature replica of Chad's dick."
• Interaction Text:
  • "There was a lot of spraying and a lot of praying that bikinis fall off that day."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained from Maxine in Washed Up.
• Use(s):
  • Quest item used in Washed Up.

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Garlic

• Investigation Text:
  • "Garlic. Perfect against vampires and untasty meals."
• Interaction Text:
  • "Just a clove to chew on for the sake of good breath."
• How to Obtain:
  • Can be found in the school cafeteria by interacting with the food counter.
• Use(s):
  • Quest item used in The Statement.
    Can be consumed.

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Ghost Sheet

• Investigation Text:
  • "Simple yet effective."
• Interaction Text:
  • "With this thing on, I'll be the Ghost of Christmas Sins."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained in Wicked Game.
• Use(s):
  • Use to sneak into Kate's party in Wicked Game.

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Gigglypuff Leaves

• Investigation Text:
  • "Do not smoke. Bad for your health, and bad for the leaves' health."
• Interaction Text:
  • "Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in your bum. There are many ways to enjoy these little leaves."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained in Potted Weeds if the river isn't polluted.
• Use(s):
  • Quest item used in Potted Weeds.

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Gigglypuff Seeds

• Investigation Text:
  • "Cute and puffy little poisonous seeds that smell like bubblegum."
• Interaction Text:
  • "Eating these may cause severe vomiting, a bloody nose, randomly breaking into song, and fits of unending giggles."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained on the dark web in Potted Weeds.
• Use(s):
  • Plant them in the Forest Glade in Potted Weeds.

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Gigglypuff Tea

• Investigation Text:
  • "Smells like burning rubber and gorgonzola. A killer combination."
• Interaction Text:
  • "If a war was ever fought over this hallowed beverage, I'm sure there'd be lots of casualteas."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained in Potted Weeds.
• Use(s):
  • Give to Jo in Potted Weeds.

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Glass Shard

• Investigation Text:
  • "Very sharp. Very deadly. Not so useful."
• Interaction Text:
  • "Not exactly cutting edge technology, but maybe it's enough."
• How to Obtain:
  • Use the item "Rock" or "Baseball" on the ceiling light in the school gym.
• Use(s):
  • Can be used on a framed quote in the English classroom to get the item "Half a Letter"
    Can be used to skin the beaver carcass after Operation B.O.B..
    Can be used when a sharp object is needed.

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Globe

• Investigation Text:
  • "Not sure what Atlas complained about. This thing weighs almost nothing."
• Interaction Text:
  • "Google Maps probably put the producers of these out of business. It's scary when you think about it. Actual world-makers defeated by the digital age."
• How to Obtain:
  • Use the item “Wrench” on the globe in the Homeroom.
• Use(s):
  • Throw at the Hoop within the Homeroom to obtain the item "Greasy Bolt".

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Gold Star

• Investigation Text:
  • "A paper star with a message scribbled on the back."
• Interaction Text:
  • "To the victor goes the spoils."
• How to Obtain:
  • Reward for completing riddles in Twisted Desire.
• Use(s):
  • Obtaining victory over Kate in Twisted Desire.

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Grapes

• Investigation Text:
  • "A perfect cluster of grapes. In grapeus veritas."
• Interaction Text:
  • "When in Rome... grapes and wine."
• How to Obtain:
  • Collected from the Mini Fridge during Under the Stars.
• Use(s):
  • Give to Isabelle during the romantic evening.

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Grappling Hook

• Investigation Text:
  • "Throw. Pull. Climb. The simple way of committing crimes."
• Interaction Text:
  • "Unimaginable heights could be achieved with this thing. Well, at least heights up to ten feet."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained in the Sports Wing vent during Oxygen for Oxymoron.
• Use(s):
  • Use on the open Homeroom window to get to the Clubroom.

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Gray Ball of Yarn

• Investigation Text:
  • "This yarn is looking a little tense, like it just needs to... unwind."
• Interaction Text:
  • "I'll be counting balls of yarn in my sleep tonight..."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained in the Admin Wing during Suitable Romance.
• Use(s):
  • Quest item in Suitable Romance to get a suit from Maya.

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Greasy Bolt

• Investigation Text:
  • "One day, I hope to do some screwing. Becoming a carpenter of love is one of my life goals."
• Interaction Text:
  • "Coated with something sticky. Grease, motor oil, or maybe sperm. Hard to tell."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained from tossing the Globe in the hoop in the Homeroom.
• Use(s):
  • Combine with a Tissue or Flora's shirt during No True Scotswoman to create the Clean Bolt.

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Green Star

• Investigation Text:
  • "A paper star with a message scribbled on the back."
• Interaction Text:
  • "I'm hard. I'm strong. I'm inside you all life long."
• How to Obtain:
  • Reward for completing riddles in Twisted Desire.
• Use(s):
  • Obtaining victory over Kate in Twisted Desire.

H

Haggis Lunch Box

• Investigation Text:
  • "A mix of sheep's pluck, minced onion, oatmeal, suet, and other tasty things, encased in the sheep's stomach while cooking."
• Interaction Text:
  • "The smell is to die for. No literally, you might die from the stench alone."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained at the cafeteria food counter during Season 1.
• Use(s):
  • Quest item used in No True Scotswoman.

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Half a Letter

• Investigation Text:
  • "A letter ripped in half."
• Interaction Text:
  • ""Use me..." Hot. I wonder what the rest of the letter says."
• How to Obtain:
  • Investigate the framed quote to the right of the blackboard in the English classroom, then use the item “Glass Shard” on it.
• Use(s):
  • Combine with the item “Other Half of the Letter” to create the item “Full Letter” (or “A Letter and a Half” in-game).

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Handcuffs

• Investigation Text:
  • "Stainless steel. Escape proof. Isabelle's worst enemy."
• Interaction Text:
  • "It's surprising that Kate doesn't have a pair of her own. Perhaps she just wants me to run errands for her..."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained in the Guard's booth in Stainless Steal.
• Use(s):
  • Quest item used in Stepping on the Rose.

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Headscarf

• Investigation Text:
  • "I really hope this wasn't in the lost and found box because its owner died..."
• Interaction Text:
  • "Lindsey might make this look too cute, but it's the best I've got."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained in the Lost and Found during Off to the Races.
• Use(s):
  • Used as part of Lindsey's disguise in Off to the Races.

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Hearshey Shesay

• Investigation Text:
  • "This chocolate is said to have been created outside the chocolate factory."
• Interaction Text:
  • "Some say this is the finest chocolate in all of Newfall, but others say otherwise. The court is still out on this one."
• How to Obtain:
  • Purchase at your computer for $80 during The Grand Gesture.
• Use(s):
  • Quest item used in The Grand Gesture.

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Hex, Vex, and TexMex

• Investigation Text:
  • ""Hex, Vex, and TexMex: The Beginner Spellweaver's Tasty Guide and Recipe Book" by Nicksy Steve"
• Interaction Text:
  • "Well, would you look at that? The perfect green chili enchilada recipe!"
• How to Obtain:
  • Can be bought on the black market for $666 during Big Witch Energy.
• Use(s):
  • Quest item used in Spell You Later.

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High-Tech Lockpick

• Investigation Text:
  • "Cutting edge technology built from exclusive materials. Never before have locks been such a tiny obstacle."
• Interaction Text:
  • "With the new product from Doors R' Gross, picking locks has never been easier! Made from stainless titanium and the finest cashmere yarn, this lock pick will change your life. Get it now from your local grocer! Batteries not included."
• How to Obtain:
  • Combine the item "Safety Pin" with the item "Ball of Yarn".
• Use(s):
  • Used to break into locked doors and drawers during various quests in the game.

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HOT Box Set

• Investigation Text:
  • "High-intensity Omni-flex Training," also known as "HOT."
• Interaction Text:
  • "Due to the difficulty and intensity, exercises are best conducted without the hindrance of clothing."
    "Sounds like my kind of workout."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained in The Missing Tapes.
• Use(s):
  • Quest item used in The Missing Tapes.

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Hotdog

• Investigation Text:
  • "Cheap, tasty, and most importantly, cheap."
• Interaction Text:
  • "Deepthroat contest, anyone?"
• How to Obtain:
  • Purchasable for $10 at The Prawn Star during Under the Stars.
• Use(s):
  • Give to Isabelle during your romantic night.

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Ice Tea

• Investigation Text:
  • "This is a trophy and a reward. Not for drinking."
• Interaction Text:
  • "When an English girl gives you her favorite tea, it means that she trusts and secretly has the hots for you. ...at least, that's what I choose to believe."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained from Isabelle in Chops and Nocs.
• Use(s):
  • Combine it with “Sleeping Pills” to get "Spiked Ice Tea".

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Independence Day Decorations

• Investigation Text:
  • "The good thing about decorations on a string is... hmm... ... Back to the studio!"
• Interaction Text:
  • "St. Mercuria would've been proud. Freeing Newfall from the debauchery of the upper class. A true hero of her time."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained by combining Pennants and String in Poolside Story.
• Use(s):
  • Quest item used in Poolside Story.

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Isabelle's Box

• Investigation Text:
  • "An empty heart. Feels familiar somehow."
• Interaction Text:
  • "Hey! Wait! I've got a new complaint. Yeah, you guessed it. It's out of chocolate."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained in Buried Truths.
• Use(s):
  • Quest item used in Buried Truths.

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Isabelle’s Glasses

• Investigation Text:
  • "It's a pair of Olivia Peoples nonprescription redwood-framed glasses. Shit... is her last name Bateman?"
• Interaction Text:
  • "Whoa! When I put these on, I can finally see! Is that a pixie?! Ah, no — it's just Flora."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained from Isabelle in Gathering Storm.
• Use(s):
  • Have Spinach sniff them to gather Isabelle's scent in Gathering Storm.

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Isabelle’s Hair

• Investigation Text:
  • "Smells like cinnamon and degradation."
• Interaction Text:
  • "This strand contains enough DNA to create an Isabelle clone. That's plan B."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained from Isabelle in Spell You Later if you completed Stepping on the Rose.
• Use(s):
  • Quest item used in Spell You Later.

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Isabelle’s Panties

• Investigation Text:
  • "Isabelle is going commando right now. What a thought!"
• Interaction Text:
  • "Isabelle has entrusted me with one of her most private possessions. Sniffing these would be an unforgivable sin."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained by Isabelle in Gathering Storm if she has enough Lust points.
• Use(s):
  • Have Spinach sniff them to gather Isabelle's scent in Gathering Storm.
    Can be interacted with in your inventory to get the Cat Whisperer achievement (requires 10 Charisma points).

J

Jacklyn’s Sweat

• Investigation Text:
  • "To the window, to the wall... the sweat right in my bottle."
• Interaction Text:
  • "Careful, I don't want to drink that by accident... or do I?"
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained from Jacklyn in Spell You Later.
• Use(s):
  • Quest item used in Spell You Later.

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Janitor’s Mop

• Investigation Text:
  • "The tip smells a bit funky. Olfactorily, it's a combination of heaven and hell."
• Interaction Text:
  • "If anyone tries to mess with me now, I'll mop the floor with them... or get it shoved up my butt. Probably more plausible."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained from the Janitor's Closet during Nothing Wrong With Me.
• Use(s):
  • Quest item used in Nothing Wrong With Me.

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Jo's Phone

• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained during Out on the Waves by convincing Jo to hand it over.
• Use(s):
  • Removes Jo's biggest distraction from her grasp.

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Jo’s Secret Wine

• Investigation Text:
  • "A full-bodied Chardonnay? Jo has good taste..."
• Interaction Text:
  • "If only I was older again, I could've bought this myself."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained from one of the kitchen cupboards in Jo's Day.
• Use(s):
  • Quest item used in Jo's Day.

K

Kate’s Fashion Poster

• Investigation Text:
  • "Why does someone so evil get to be so pretty?"
• Interaction Text:
  • "This poster is pure cocaine to the male brain."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained in Stepping on the Rose.
• Use(s):
  • Displayed in the First Hall during and after Stepping on the Rose.

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Kate's Hair

• Investigation Text:
  • "Smells like roses and disdain."
• Interaction Text:
  • "Goldilocks and the three Bs. Bitchy, bossy, and... bitchy."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained from Kate in Spell You Later if you completed Dethroning the Queen.
• Use(s):
  • Quest item used in Spell You Later.

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Kate’s Pills

• Investigation Text:
  • "A bottle of pills that may or may not belong to Kate."
• Interaction Text:
  • "Hmm... Xynoparazyl-something... It sounds expensive. I guess I should return them."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained from Kate in A Single Moment.
• Use(s):
  • Can be returned to Kate during When It Rains.

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Kate’s Clean Socks

• Investigation Text:
  • "The only thing softer than these socks are Kate's feet."
• Interaction Text:
  • "Washing a girl's clothes for her — chivalrous or pathetic? Probably both... Positive thinking."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained from using Kate’s Dirty Socks on the Sink.
• Use(s):
  • Quest item used in Twisted Desire.

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Kate’s Dirty Socks

• Investigation Text:
  • "Despite being in my mouth the whole night, they still smell vaguely of Kate's feet..."
• Interaction Text:
  • "A true beta would clean them and return them. Humiliating, but Kate would like that."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained in Twisted Fate.
• Use(s):
  • Use on Sink in the Bathroom to get Kate’s Clean Socks.

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Kate’s Soaked Photo

• Investigation Text:
  • "Kate in her natural wet state."
• Interaction Text:
  • "Man, I wish I could soak her every day. Alas, I'm not Chad."
• How to Obtain:
  • Can be obtained in Nothing Wrong With Me by tricking Kate into drinking from the fountain.
• Use(s):
  • Displayed in your locker.

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Kettle

• Investigation Text:
  • "Tea time is such a dying concept. Why don't we have pepelepsi time?"
• Interaction Text:
  • "The kettle's calling me an incel. A case of utmost sanc-tea-mony."
• How to Obtain:
  • Found on the counter in the kitchen at home.
• Use(s):
  • Place on the stove and combine with Gigglypuff Leaves in Potted Weeds.

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Key to Jo’s Room

• Investigation Text:
  • "Having the key doesn't mean I can just enter. Jo has surveillance cameras, trip wires, and a sixth sense."
• Interaction Text:
  • "The key to the chamber of secrets. And I'm not talking about Jo's pussy. Okay, fine. I am."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained in Potted Weeds if you carry Jo to her room when she passes out.
• Use(s):
  • Currently of no use.

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Key to the Music Classroom

• Investigation Text:
  • "The key to the music classroom. Highly illegal to possess."
• Interaction Text:
  • "If only my dick had an assigned hole too... No wonder this key is permanently hard."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained from Jo in Wicked Game.
• Use(s):
  • Quest item used in Wicked Game.

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Keycard

• Investigation Text:
  • "I've never been a magician, but this card will do the trick."
• Interaction Text:
  • "Not the key to Lindsey's heart, but at least it's the key to her room... It's a start!"
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained from Nurse in Touched by an Angel.
• Use(s):
  • Quest item used in Touched by an Angel.

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King’s Bard Album

• Investigation Text:
  • "Fantasy music, the one place where nerds and princesses intersect."
• Interaction Text:
  • ""Riffs and rafts in a thunderous storm. Lightning enlightens our minds and swords. Warriors spring to battle. Fair maidens sing and prattle. Dragon fights a knightly lord, eats a dick upon his hoard!" Yeah, the lyrics are as cheesy as ever."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained from Jo in Dead Girl's Score.
• Use(s):
  • Quest item used in Dead Girl's Score.

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King of Sweets

• Investigation Text:
  • "It's not only tasteful, it is tasty."
• Interaction Text:
  • "A culinary magnum opus. Unique, some say. Luckily, others say."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained in King of Sweets.
• Use(s):
  • Displayed in MC's room after completing King of Sweets.

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Lab Coat

• Investigation Text:
  • "Coat of white, night by night. Hands of blue, two by two."
• Interaction Text:
  • "No need to lab coat it. I can handle the truth."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained from the Science Classroom.
• Use(s):
  • Quest item used in Spell You Later and Touched by an Angel.

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Lamp

• Investigation Text:
  • "If lamps weren't a thing, our eyes would surely have developed night vision by now. Good job, science."
• Interaction Text:
  • "Before the lightbulb's invention, did no one have any bright ideas? Must've been a dark time, indeed."
• How to Obtain:
  • Can be found in the upstairs hallway at Home.
• Use(s):
  • Quest item used in Potted Weeds.

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Laundry Detergent

• Investigation Text:
  • "A light snack that makes teeth brushing obsolete."
• Interaction Text:
  • "Tiny pods of highly concentrated chemicals. Perfect for consumption."
• How to Obtain:
  • 3 of these can be obtained from the MC’s locker every day after obtaining the Soup Can from it.
• Use(s):
  • Used to wash the dirty laundry in The Missing Tapes.
    Combine with “Apple” to make “Poisoned Apple”.
    Can be consumed.

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Letter for Jo

• Investigation Text:
  • "Mailman during the day, crime fighter at night — I'm Devil Letterman."
• Interaction Text:
  • "Why does it feel like there's a living creature just on the other side of the paper? Wait, that's just my finger."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained from Mrs. L in Table Manners.
• Use(s):
  • Give to Jo in Table Manners.

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Letter from Maxine

• Investigation Text:
  • "A seemingly normal, albeit wet, paper slip."
• Interaction Text:
  • "Dear person with poor understanding of basic spy protocol,
    Do NOT use the specimen in Area 12 as a mailbox. That is highly unethical within at least five systems of thought. Nonetheless, the answer you seek has been provided in your personal food container. Do NOT make contact again through these means.
    Yours truly, M.
    P.S. this letter will burn upon reading.
    P.P.S. and if not, that means the self-combustion misfired and that you should burn it. Remember, I'm watching."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained by drinking from a bottle or fountain during Stolen Hearts.
• Use(s):
  • Interact with it to progress Stolen Hearts
    Burn with the lighter in the Kitchen to earn the "Burned Notice" achievement.

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Letter to Isabelle

• Investigation Text:
  • "I need to lett'er know how I feel."
• Interaction Text:
  • "Dear Isabelle.
    I know that I messed up big time, and that I really hurt you. If I could take it back, I would. Because hurting you is the last thing I ever want. I would always rather make you smile. Because your smile is like a fresh rose, touched by a breeze of la belle air, in the sunlight of your garden.
    When I'm near you, I open my mouth, but the words won't come out. And I'm choking, how? You probably think I'm joking now. So, I will show you and hope that you can find it in your heart to forgive me.
    A heart I know beats for justice, truth, kindness... and forgiveness. A heart of which I want to be worthy.
    Sincerely, MC."
• How to Obtain:
  • Written in the English Classroom during The Grand Gesture.
• Use(s):
  • Given to Isabelle as an apology during The Grand Gesture.

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Letter to Maxine

• Investigation Text:
  • "A finely composed letter for the queen of weird."
• Interaction Text:
  • "(chosen greeting)
    In this time of uncertainty and turmoil, I come to you with a request. A crime has been committed, and with it, all our safety hangs in the balance. I beseech your guidance... and sort of hope that you've seen something, or know where to start or whatever? Sorry about the ending, I ran out of cool words.
    (chosen ending)"
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained by combining Pen and Piece of Paper in Stolen Hearts.
• Use(s):
  • Quest item used in Stolen Hearts.

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Ley Line Locator

• Investigation Text:
  • (Before first charging the Locator): "There's a cable jack at the bottom. Perhaps for a charger?"
    (After charging the Locator):"Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Start! Huh... nothing."
• Interaction Text:
  • (Before first charging the Locator): "This thing is dead. It does seem to run on electricity, though... perhaps there's a way to charge it?"
    (After the Locator's battery dies): "This thing is out of juice. It almost needs a refill as much as I need a shot of strawberry J."
    (After finding all the lines but before the quest ends): "Okay, let's see if I've got any matches on Tinder... wait, this is not my phone."
    (After the quest is finished): "Man, I keep checking this thing more than my phone..."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained in The Ley of the Land.
• Use(s):
  • Quest item used in The Ley of the Land.

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Lindsey's Bag

• Investigation Text:
  • "Smells vaguely of sweat, shampoo, and princess."
• Interaction Text:
  • "The question on everyone's lips... The one that you can't get around... The reason you're scratching your head... How do you get the cat out of the bag?"
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained from Flora in Nothing Wrong With Me.
• Use(s):
  • Used to give Lindsey a dry change of clothes in Nothing Wrong With Me.

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Lindsey's Bottle

• Investigation Text:
  • "Cute and girly, just like Lindsey. The only thing missing is a bit of lace."
• Interaction Text:
  • "Cute girls putting their lips on you. Sucking the liquid right out of your tip. Oh, to be a water bottle."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained from Lindsey in Nothing Wrong With Me.
• Use(s):
  • Quest item used in Nothing Wrong With Me.

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Locker Key

• Investigation Text:
  • "The key to the hollow heart of a steel locker. Mine."
• Interaction Text:
  • "You sign your soul away for a key. From here on out, your life is meant to fit into a tiny box. Sit in a classroom box. Work in a cubicle at the box office. Eat from a happy meal box. Live in a concrete box, die in a casket box. It's all connected."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained from the Guard in The Key.
• Use(s):
  • Allows access to MC's locker.

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Lollipop

• Investigation Text:
  • "With a taste of cucumber and gourmet grass. No wonder it's unpopular."
• Interaction Text:
  • "Suckers come in all shapes and forms. My unshapely ass should know."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained from the vending machine in the First Hall.
• Use(s):
  • Increases Charisma stat by 1 when consumed.

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Love Potion Droplet

• Investigation Text:
  • "Smells like paint thinner, but in a good way."
• Interaction Text:
  • "I told her that I was a flop with chicks. I'd been this way since 1956. She looked at my palm and she made a magic sign. She said, "what you need is Love Potion No. 9.""
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained from Maxine in Jo's Day.
• Use(s):
  • Quest item used in Jo's Day.

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Machete

• Investigation Text:
  • "Perfect for picking your teeth and hacking apart criminals."
• Interaction Text:
  • "So shiny and sharp, the reflection is— Oh, god Jason Voorheese is real! Wait, that's just me."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained from home Hallway.
• Use(s):
  • Used as a self-defense weapon in Tiny Thirsty Tree and The Dive.

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Magnet

• Investigation Text:
  • "The repelling side seems to be working. The girls are definitely keeping their distance."
• Interaction Text:
  • "They say that opposites attract — that'd be my only way of getting with a hot babe."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained in The Ley of the Land.
• Use(s):
  • Quest item used in The Ley of the Land.

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Makeshift Easel

• Investigation Text:
  • "To capture true art, you need to look inside yourself, search for that spark of inspiration to guide your brush... and also pray that the rickety legs of this piece of shit holds steady."
• Interaction Text:
  • "The easel — the painter's best friend... Apart from the paint... and the brush... and the canvas... and inspiration. The easel — the painter's kinda annoying and rickety friend, who falls over from the mildest gust of wind."
• How to Obtain:
  • Combine 3 Sticks (one by one) and the item “Ball of Yarn”.
• Use(s):
  • Quest item used in A Beautiful Motive.

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Marilyn the Mason Drawing

• Investigation Text:
  • "A rare drawing of Marilyn the Mason — the satanic brick-laying icon of the 1400s. Throughout history, very few construction workers have attracted such widespread hatred."
• Interaction Text:
  • "Marilyn the Mason is best known for his controversial brick structures, which were accused of being satanic in nature and a negative influence on young people. His most famed work, the Anti-chalk Superstar, has modern architects scratching their heads."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained in English Classroom Bookshelf.
• Use(s):
  • Currently has no known use.

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Maxine's Camera

• Investigation Text:
  • "An heirloom passed down through generations. At least, that's what the label says."
• Interaction Text:
  • "How do you even take selfies with this thing? No wonder social media wasn't big in the 1800s."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained from Maxine in The Glowing Spider Eggs and Venting Frustration.
• Use(s):
  • Quest item used in The Glowing Spider Eggs and Venting Frustration.

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Maxine's Nude

• Investigation Text:
  • "Slim, sexy, and absolutely fuckable."
• Interaction Text:
  • "A picture of Maxine's naked wrist. The backside has a scribbled message that reads: "dark chamber." Not sure she understands what a nude is."
• How to Obtain:
  • Found in your locker after completing Strawberries, Cherries.
• Use(s):
  • Can be used in Twisted Desire as a wager when upping the stakes with Kate.
    Use it on “Maxine’s Camera” in the Clubroom to obtain “Maxine’s Other Nude".

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Maxine's Other Nude

• Investigation Text:
  • "I miss her first nude. Maybe I have a thing for frail wrists?"
• Interaction Text:
  • "There's no doubt that Maxine's a little crazy. There's also no doubt that Maxine's crazy hot."
• How to Obtain:
  • Use “Maxine’s Nude” on Maxine’s Camera in the Clubroom.
• Use(s):
  • Can be used in Twisted Desire as a wager when upping the stakes with Kate.

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Maya’s Schedule

• Investigation Text:
  • "Every day, rigorously structured. Just like prison."
• Interaction Text:
  • "It feels dirty knowing Maya's whereabouts, but this time it's for the greater good."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained from Teacher's Desk in the Homeroom during Big Witch Energy.
• Use(s):
  • Quest item used in Big Witch Energy.

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Message Box

• Investigation Text:
  • "Not pretty enough for unboxing day, but it'll do."
• Interaction Text:
  • "If you put water in a box, it becomes the box..."
• How to Obtain:
  • Created by combining "Shoebox" with "Beaver Carcass" or "Machete".
• Use(s):
  • Quest item in Hot My Bot.

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"Microplastics: How Ocean Pollution Affects Cthulhu" by Luna Lovecraft

• Investigation Text:
  • "One of Flora's favorite books. Not so strange when you think about it."
• Interaction Text:
  • "That is not biodegradable which can eternal lie. And with polluted oceans, even death may die."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained from interacting with Pile of Books in the Clubroom.
• Use(s):
  • No current use

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Milk

• Investigation Text:
  • "Milk from the cow. Milk from the bull. Is there really a difference?"
• Interaction Text:
  • "Tasty and healthy! At least, that's what it used to be. Who knows anymore?"
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained in the Mini Fridge in Chili Con Carnal Sin and The Dive.
    Obtain the goat variety on the Dark Web during The Dive.
    Obtained by milking Shrub the goat in The Dive.
• Use(s):
  • Use it to cool Flora down in Chili Con Carnal Sin.
    Give to Maya in exchange for Yarn in The Dive.

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Mop

• Investigation Text:
  • "In the dim lights of my bedroom, she's the shadow of a woman."
• Interaction Text:
  • "Nobody puts Baby in the supply closet. Yes, she was my first kiss."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained from the Janitor's Closet in Table Manners and Nothing Wrong With Me.
• Use(s):
  • Quest item in Table Manners and Nothing Wrong With Me.

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Mrs. Lichtenstein's Brooch

• Investigation Text:
  • "A brooch of dubious origin. Possibly from a strip club or cult."
• Interaction Text:
  • "Feels hot to the touch, as if it's pulsating with a tiny heart of its own."
• How to Obtain:
  • Reward for completing Mrs. L's challenge in No True Scotswoman.
    Obtained from Mrs. L at the end of Excessive Accessory.
    Can be bought on the black market for $666.
• Use(s):
  • Can be used to paint the canvas in Art Through Suffering for a special interaction.

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Mug

• Investigation Text:
  • "They don't call me "Sticky Fingers MC" for nothing."
• Interaction Text:
  • "This is a step in the right direction, but it's going to take more than a stolen mug to win Jo back."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained by interacting with the Teacher's Desk in the Homeroom during Jo's Day.
• Use(s):
  • Quest item used in Jo's Day.

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Mysterious Coin

• Investigation Text:
  • "Strange symbols line the surface of this brass coin. The hole in the middle is large enough for a string."
• Interaction Text:
  • "A coin of mystical powers. Flipping it could have astronomical consequences."
    (Flip the coin): "Tails. Of course. Never lucky. Seriously, even in coin flips I lose. The coin is probably rigged somehow. Honestly, the weather conditions for the flip sucked. Plus I wasn't taking the flip seriously."
    (Don't flip the coin): "This is the wise decision. Who knows what could've happened? Poverty? Disease? Death? Or worse still... losing? Definitely matrixed a bullet there."
• How to Obtain:
  • Can be found within the Secret Locker.
• Use(s):
  • Combine with the item "Ball of Yarn" to create the item “Mysterious Medallion”

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Mysterious Medallion

• Investigation Text:
  • "One of my most prized possessions, also known as "the Pussy Magnet." Only the repelling end seems to be working, though."
• Interaction Text:
  • "The Medallion."
• How to Obtain:
  • Combine the item "Ball of Yarn" with the item "Mysterious Coin".
• Use(s):
  • Create it to unlock the "Putting Things Together" achievement.
    Use to distract Maxine in Buried Truths.

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Newspaper

• Investigation Text:
  • "Maxine's latest issue — a Peter Parker meets Frankenstein sort of creation."

• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained from the Newspaper Stand during Dethroning the Queen.
• Use(s):
  • Quest item used in Dethroning the Queen.

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Note from Flora

• Investigation Text:
  • "It's in rare times like these when a good handwriting is more important than a good handjob."
• Interaction Text:
  • "Is this, like, one of those anonymous 'Ask' advice columns? I read those all the time in The Cosmololitan! Anyway, dear secret advice giver, how does one make a murder look like an accident so they can be an only child? I'm just asking for a friend."
    "Ugh! Flora! She thinks she's so funny..."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained from the "Message Box" in Hot My Bot.
• Use(s):
  • Read to progress in Hot My Bot.

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Note from Maxine

• Investigation Text:
  • "It's in rare times like these when a good handwriting is more important than a good handjob."
• Interaction Text:
  • "The craftsmanship of this ghost trap leaves things to be desired. I'm prepared to pay a handsome fee in pitcoin to reduce its flaws. That is, coin from the underground pits. I expect one day its monetary value will return. If you accept, send word by carrier pigeon. It will know where to find me. P.S. Don't touch the specimen in Area 12. It's still not a mailbox."
    "Damn it, Maxine! Stay out of my box! And nothing from Mrs. L, either... Back to waiting, I guess."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained from the "Message Box" in Hot My Bot.
• Use(s):
  • Read to progress in Hot My Bot.

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Note from Maya

• Investigation Text:
  • "It's in rare times like these when a good handwriting is more important than a good handjob."
• Interaction Text:
  • "Aw, how cute! Passing notes? I remember when I was five, too. Now, if you could start leaving something of use, that would be cool. Like a dildo, cocaine, or ball of yarn."
    "Ugh! Seriously, Maya?! Of course she would be curious about a box... Surely, I have to get a reply from Mrs. L tomorrow, right?
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained from the "Message Box" in Hot My Bot.
• Use(s):
  • Read the to progress in Hot My Bot.

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Notes from Mrs. L

• Investigation Text:
  • "It's in rare times like these when a good handwriting is more important than a good handjob."
• Interaction Text:
  • "My, isn't this a clever little art project? I see you take your extracurricular activities very seriously."
    "...Is that it? Damn. I better leave a reply so that she knows just how serious I am. I'll just write it on the back of this one..."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained from the "Message Box" as you progress Hot My Bot.
• Use(s):
  • Combine with "Pen" to create subsequent note in Hot My Bot.

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Notes to Mrs. L

• Investigation Text:
  • "Not exactly a message in a bottle... but desperate times, and all that jazz."
• Interaction Text:
  • "These buns are still in need of toasting. Please allow me to use your grill."
• How to Obtain:
  • Combining "Pen" with either "Paper" or a "Note from Mrs. L" in Hot My Bot.
• Use(s):
  • Place in "Message Box" during Hot My Bot.

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Nurse's Compromising Photo

• Investigation Text:
  • "In case of my death, copies have been spread out and will be mailed to everyone. Heh, not really, but it would be cool."
• Interaction Text:
  • "Evidence for a blackmailing scheme. The poor Nurse. She won't have an easy year, that's for sure."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained after pulling back the curtain in the Nurse’s Office in Loser to the Rescue or Photogenic.
• Use(s):
  • Gives new dialogue choices and events in various quests.

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Nurse’s Panties

• Investigation Text:
  • "The fantasy is that she only has this one pair, and is now forced to go commando."
• Interaction Text:
  • "I could smell these all day. They smell like the Nurse, but much more intensely."
• How to Obtain:
  • Can be obtained in Tour de School.
• Use(s):
  • Have Spinach sniff them during Search & Rescue to get the "Pussy Scent" achievement.

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Nurse’s Pen

• Investigation Text:
  • "A sharp and deadly weapon, especially when used to write."
• Interaction Text:
  • "Stabbing someone with words might hurt as much as using the sharp tip."
• How to Obtain:
  • Found on the desk in Nurse's Office.
• Use(s):
  • Quest item used in Tiny Thirsty Tree.

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Nymphoria Heartus

• Investigation Text:
  • "Said to have the power to enamor even the bitterest of forest nymphs, this herb only grows in the presence of true love."
• Interaction Text:
  • "Heart-shaped leaves have long attracted biologists and love-sick teenagers alike."
• How to Obtain:
  • Selectable as a reward for not taking the Nurse to Kate during Search & Rescue.
    Can be bought on the black market for $69.
• Use(s):
  • No current use.

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Old Artwork

• Investigation Text:
  • "Jacklyn was right."
• Interaction Text:
  • "The linework... the color combinations... the motif! This is what failure on a canvas looks like."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained in the Art Classroom during Poolside Story.
• Use(s):
  • Quest item used in Poolside Story.

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Sliced Onion

• Investigation Text:
  • "Sliced to perfection. Possibly the best sliced onion since Napoleon conquered Russia in the great onion war."
• Interaction Text:
  • "Ahh, my eyes! Onion is the worst! Probably shouldn't put it in my eyes next time."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained in Chili Con Carnal Sin.
• Use(s):
  • Quest item used in Chili Con Carnal Sin.

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Other Half of the Letter

• Investigation Text:
  • "A letter tworn in twain."
• Interaction Text:
  • "...if you get hungry."
    "Damn. What does that mean?"
• How to Obtain:
  • Interact with the aquarium in the Admin Wing.
• Use(s):
  • Combine with the item “Half a Letter” to create the item “Full Letter” (or “A Letter and a Half” in-game).

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Package

• Investigation Text:
  • "Very light for its size. Luckily, weight doesn't always translate into worth."
• Interaction Text:
  • "Smells a bit like paper and tape. Odd."
• How to Obtain:
  • Order something online.
• Use(s):
  • Consume to receive items you ordered throughout the game.

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Pad

• Investigation Text:
  • "Touch pads, landing pads, landing strips, wordpad, and pad thai. Some pads absorb better than others."
• Interaction Text:
  • "Pads, also known as pussy diapers. Very sexy."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained in Nurse's Office during Tiny Thirsty Tree.
• Use(s):
  • Quest item used in Tiny Thirsty Tree.

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Paint Buckets

• Investigation Text:
  • "The school's pride. The colors of autumn. Yeah, I'm not convinced."
• Interaction Text:
  • "The taste isn't great. Not sure why I stuck my entire hand in."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained in the Art Classroom during Poolside Story.
• Use(s):
  • Combine with "Discarded Art" to get "Colored Papers".

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Paint Jar

• Investigation Text:
  • "It's a matte pink. Minimalist design. Very Scandinavian."
• Interaction Text:
  • "There's still a few scraps of dried paint, but that should be extra nourishing for the cactus."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained in Jo's Day.
• Use(s):
  • Combine with "Cactus" to create "Cactus in a Pot".

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Paper

• Investigation Text:
  • "On the surface, just a regular white paper."
• Interaction Text:
  • "Not all white papers are racist. Just this one."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained from the "Stack of Papers" in the Clubroom.
    Obtained from the Teacher's Desk in the English classroom in Hot My Bot.
• Use(s):
  • Combine with "Pen" to get "Note to Mrs. L".

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Pen

• Investigation Text:
  • (Season 1): "Those that say that the pen is mightier than the sword have never run out of ink."
    (Season 2): "You're looking a little pent up... Time to release some ink."
• Interaction Text:
  • "This pen smells like Isabelle... mmmm... "Shit, I better put it away before it disappears up my nose and I end up in the Nurse's office. That sometimes happens."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained in Stolen Hearts from Isabelle.
• Use(s):
  • Quest item used in Stolen Hearts and Hot My Bot.

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Pennants

• Investigation Text:
  • "Tiny brightly colored flags. Reminds me of knights, birthday parties, and Nepal."
• Interaction Text:
  • "Lindsey would love these. They're right down her alley. She'd probably prefer them baby blue, though."
• How to Obtain:
  • Combine Colored Paper with the “Glass Shard” or "Machete" during Poolside Story.
• Use(s):
  • Quest item used in Poolside Story.

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Pepelepsi

• Investigation Text:
  • "If motor oil and amphetamine put their dicks in a bottle of cola at the same time, Pepelepsi would be the outcome."
• Interaction Text:
  • "With ingredients scraped off the bottom of toxic waste barrels, the industrial flavor has become synonymous with the Pepelepsi brand. The Devil in a can."
• How to Obtain:
  • Use item “Empty Bottle” on the “Soda Machine” in the school cafeteria (-$1).
    Found in the Mini Fridge during Chili Con Carnal Sin.
• Use(s):
  • Quest item used in various quests.
    Can be consumed.

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Permission Slip

• Investigation Text:
  • "Just a regular locker permission slip. Nothing out of the ordinary."
• Interaction Text:
  • "Her handwriting is a bit hard to read, but at least it's in the school's official red ink."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained from Mrs. L in The Key.
• Use(s):
  • Give to the Guard in The Key.

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Picnic Blanket

• Investigation Text:
  • "This pairs great with a bottle of Rosé and a sexy woman to drink with."
• Interaction Text:
  • "Soft and comfortable. A barrier between my ass cheeks and the cold, hard ground."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained by using the item "xCube Controller" on the attic in Jo's Day.
• Use(s):
  • Quest item used in Jo's Day.

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Piece of Paper

• Investigation Text:
  • "A sentimental piece of personal history, from a time before Jo gave up hope on me."
• Interaction Text:
  • "One side is perfect to write on. The other is perfect to cry over. A unique balance of emotions."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained from closet in MC's room during Stolen Hearts.
• Use(s):
  • Combine with Pen to create Letter to Maxine.

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Pig Mask

• Investigation Text:
  • "This thing is straight out of a nightmare..."
• Interaction Text:
  • "Silence of the Pigs. The real horror story."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained by spending the item "Costume Shop Voucher" on MC's computer.
• Use(s):
  • Quest item used in Dethroning the Queen.

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Pink Ball of Yarn

• Investigation Text:
  • "This yarn is looking a little tense, like it just needs to... unwind."
• Interaction Text:
  • "I'll be counting balls of yarn in my sleep tonight..."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained in the Entrance Hall during Suitable Romance.
• Use(s):
  • Quest item in Suitable Romance to get a suit from Maya.

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Plant

• Investigation Text:
  • "A regular, completely normal butterfly attractor."
• Interaction Text:
  • The flowers are tiny, but the scent is quite strong. Just like my dic...tionary. Because of the, uh, old paper and stuff. Quite pungent."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained during A Beautiful Motive.
• Use(s):
  • Used to create a distraction during A Beautiful Motive.

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Plastic Fork

• Investigation Text:
  • "This fork is just begging to end up in the ocean. There's something highly pollutable about it."
• Interaction Text:
  • "Fork this forking fork. Yeah, I said it."
• How to Obtain:
  • Reward for completing Punked.
    Can be found on a picture on the wall in the girls' bathroom.
• Use(s):
  • Combine with Big Lollipop to obtain Specialized Fuse Cable Replacement Tool.

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Pocket Mirror

• Investigation Text:
  • "Flora doesn't need this. She's cute enough without makeup."
• Interaction Text:
  • "For when you need a quick cosmetic pick-me-up! Or in my case... smackdown."
• How to Obtain:
  • Found on the sink in the house bathroom.
• Use(s):
  • Use on Pile of Books in the Clubroom after completing The Ley of the Land, as part of getting the "We Leave in Peace" achievement.

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Poisoned Apple

• Investigation Text:
  • "Laced with chemicals and nerve toxins, this apple has enough poison to kill a hundred fully grown Snow Whites."
• Interaction Text:
  • "On the outside, it looks like a normal apple. On the inside, death incarnate."
• How to Obtain:
  • Combine the item “Apple” with the item “Laundry Detergent”.
• Use(s):
  • Quest item used in Operation B.O.B.

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Power-Plower 3000

• Investigation Text:
  • "This thing sure is worth the cheap price of $999, especially since you get ANOTHER(!) Power-Plower 3000 if you order within the next hour!"
• Interaction Text:
  • "Fitting this thing into my backpack sure wasn't easy... Luckily, the hydraulics-powered mold-board compressor, the compound landside heel-frog-brace, and the foldable wooden beam make it manageable. Ever since I ordered the Power-Plower 3000, keeping my fields nice and plowed has never been easier! I don't know where I'd be today if it weren't for the Power-Plower 3000!"
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained from the Forest Glade during Potted Weeds.
• Use(s):
  • Quest item used in Potted Weeds.

Q

Queen Rue

• Investigation Text:
  • "It smells like death... I wonder what would happen if I ate it."
• Interaction Text:
  • "These flowers are already wilted... Did they die that quickly, or do they just come like that? Maybe a sexy bee could get them to perk right back up."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained from Nurse in Jo's Day.
• Use(s):
  • Quest item used in Jo's Day.

R

Red Ball of Yarn

• Investigation Text:
  • "This yarn is looking a little tense, like it just needs to... unwind."
• Interaction Text:
  • "I'll be counting balls of yarn in my sleep tonight..."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained in the Clubroom during Suitable Romance.
• Use(s):
  • Quest item in Suitable Romance to get a suit from Maya.

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Red Cable

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• Investigation Text:
  • "A color-coded cable. What's the code? No one knows."
• Interaction Text:
  • "A regularly sized cable... Okay, maybe it's a bit under average."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained from the Computer Classroom in Chops and Nocs.
• Use(s):
  • Quest item used in Chops and Nocs.

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Red Paint

• Investigation Text:
  • (For Dethroning the Queen): "One bucket of revenge."
    (During Hot My Bot): "It's about to be Carrie at the prom."
• Interaction Text:
  • "I see a black door and I want to paint it red."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained from Maxine in Paint It Red.
    Obtained in the Art Classroom Paint Shelf during Hot My Bot.
• Use(s):
  • Used to prank Kate in Dethroning the Queen.
    Used to help Maya create a distraction in Hot My Bot.

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Red Star

• Investigation Text:
  • "A paper star with a message scribbled on the back."
• Interaction Text:
  • "Touch me once, I'll make a sound. Push my buttons. I don't mind. Finger me. Oh, do it right. I'll sing for you. I'll sing all night."
• How to Obtain:
  • Reward for completing riddles in Twisted Desire.
• Use(s):
  • Obtaining victory over Kate in Twisted Desire.

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Rock

• Investigation Text:
  • "A rock without any redeeming qualities."
• Interaction Text:
  • "When your mother doesn't trust you with a real pet... I still miss Pebbles McShoepain. Rest in peace, little buddy."
• How to Obtain:
  • Interact with the trash can by the water fountain in the First Hall.
• Use(s):
  • Use on the broken light in the Gym to get item "Glass Shard".

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Rusty Key

• Investigation Text:
  • "Medieval in design and size."
• Interaction Text:
  • "Whose heart does this key unlock?"
• How to Obtain:
  • Interact with the backpack beside the vending machine in the First Hall during Dethroning the Queen (while searching for Lindsey).
• Use(s):
  • Combine with the item “Buried Box” to get the item “Snow Globe”.

S

Safety Pin

• Investigation Text:
  • "Just a regular safety pin of the most standard sort. It's so mundane that it must have magical properties."
• Interaction Text:
  • "Ouch, my finger! I really needed that drop of blood."
• How to Obtain:
  • Interact with the lollipop holder in the nurse’s office.
• Use(s):
  • Combined with the item “Ball of Yarn” to make the item “High-Tech Lockpick”.

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Salted Cola

• Investigation Text:
  • "There's like globs of white stuff floating around in the cola. Probably nothing to worry about."
• Interaction Text:
  • "Like drinking carbonated semen. Not that I've tried that or anything..."
• How to Obtain:
  • Use item “Empty Bottle” on the “Soda Machine” in the school cafeteria (-$1).
• Use(s):
  • Can be given to the Nurse in Venting Frustration.
    Can be consumed.

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Sandwich

• Investigation Text:
  • "Bread and stuff in between. An ageless classic."
• Interaction Text:
  • "Who doesn't like a good sandwich? Especially, girls."
• How to Obtain:
  • Make from ingredients from the Mini Fridge during Under the Stars.
• Use(s):
  • Give to Isabelle during the romantic evening.

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Sandwich with Pickles

• Investigation Text:
  • "Bread and stuff in between. An ageless classic."
• Interaction Text:
  • "Who doesn't like a good sandwich? Especially, girls."
• How to Obtain:
  • Made in the Kitchen’s mini-fridge during A Perfect Framework.
• Use(s):
  • Give to Maya upon her requesting one.

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The Saucer-Eyed Doll

• Investigation Text:
  • "It's like I hear a thousand voices screaming when I touch it. This thing is truly cursed."
• Interaction Text:
  • "I can't believe this thing is real... How the hell did Maxine even know about it? Unless she planted it... I need answers."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained in The Ley of the Land.
• Use(s):
  • Quest item used in The Ley of the Land.

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Second Note from Maya

• Investigation Text:
  • "It's in rare times like these when a good handwriting is more important than a good handjob."
• Interaction Text:
  • "Okay, I've been looking for my yarn since the first day of school. And don't think I don't know my own yarn. I'm not sure where you found it, or if you're the thief that stole it from me, but... thank you! This yarn is special to me. I've had it since I was a little girl. So, I guess I owe you a blowjob now or whatever... unless you stole it, in which case, you owe me one."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained during Hot My Bot by putting a Ball of Yarn in the Message Box after reading the Note from Maya.
• Use(s):
  • Reading it gives Maya 3 Love points.

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Secret Key

• Investigation Text:
  • "A key found in the Secret Locker, which in reality is just another locker and not really secret at all."
• Interaction Text:
  • "Whoever left this here... has to have been a psychopath. There's literally no other option."
• How to Obtain:
  • Found in the secret locker.
• Use(s):
  • No current use.

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Secret Note

• Investigation Text:
  • "Hmmm... there's no big red X to mark the spot."

• How to Obtain:
  • Found in the secret locker.
• Use(s):
  • Combine with a Water Bottle or Spray Water Bottle to reveal hidden numbers across the page.

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Seven HP

• Investigation Text:
  • "Bottled loser tears — that's what the jocks call it."
• Interaction Text:
  • "Sparkling water, except there's nothing sparkly or watery about the taste."
• How to Obtain:
  • Use item “Empty Bottle” on the “Soda Machine” in the school cafeteria (-$1).
• Use(s):
  • Can be given to the Nurse in Venting Frustration.
    Drink to gain extra athleticism in The Ley of the Land.
    Can be consumed.

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Shoebox

• Investigation Text:
  • "It smells like foot sweat... or maybe it's just my imagination."
• Interaction Text:
  • "It's a box. It holds shoes. It's a shoebox! There is beauty in simplicity."
• How to Obtain:
  • Gifted by Flora in Hot My Bot.
• Use(s):
  • Combine with a sharp object to create "Message Box".

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Shovel

• Investigation Text:
  • "Six feet under, or under sexy feet. The difference is in the type of dirt."
• Interaction Text:
  • "The first shovel I've ever owned. My ace of spades, if you will."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained by combining the item “Empty Can” with the item “Stick”.
• Use(s):
  • Quest item used in Buried Truths and Potted Weeds.

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Shrimp and Lobster

• Investigation Text:
  • "The Rolls Royce of the dinner table."
• Interaction Text:
  • "The vermin of the sea. Truly a delicacy."
• How to Obtain:
  • Purchasable for $100 at The Prawn Star during Under the Stars.
• Use(s):
  • Give to Isabelle during the romantic evening.

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Silver Paint

• Investigation Text:
  • "With the help of this bucket of paint, I can finally realize my life long dream. Becoming budget Midas."
• Interaction Text:
  • "Underneath the shiny exterior, we're all just looking for a heart. That's the silver lining."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained from Paint Shelf in the Art Class in The Glowing Spider Eggs and Spell You Later.
• Use(s):
  • Used to disguise yourself as a statue in The Glowing Spider Eggs and Spell You Later.

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Sleeping Pills

• Investigation Text:
  • "For a regular nap, take one pill. For a dirt nap, one bottle."
• Interaction Text:
  • "Side effects include dizziness, anal cravings, and a good night's sleep."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained from Nurse in Photogenic.
• Use(s):
  • Combine with the item “Ice Tea” to make the item “Spiked Ice Tea”.

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Sliced Cable

• Investigation Text:
  • "The satisfying perfection that is unique to makeshift cable jobs."
• Interaction Text:
  • "This thing will either give me unlimited power or burn down the school. A win-win situation."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained by combining Cable with Glass Shard in The Ley of the Land.
• Use(s):
  • Quest item used in The Ley of the Land.

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Snow Globe

• Investigation Text:
  • "A snow globe that appears to have an inhabitant."
• Interaction Text:
  • "A single glowing spider has made this globe its home. Oddly enough, there appears to be no cracks in the glass..."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained by combining the item “Rusty Key” with the item “Buried Box”.
    Can be found in the Trophy Case during Squid Game
• Use(s):
  • No current use other than lore implications.

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"Snow White and the Seven Below-Average-Normal-Guys"

• Investigation Text:
  • "This is a revisualized version of the original erotica. Obviously, calling them the D-word or commenting on their height was no longer acceptable."
• Interaction Text:
  • "Snow White and the Seven B-A-N-Gs" — a literary fairy tale about taking it in every hole. Yes, even the nostrils."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained in the English Classroom during Fully Booked.
• Use(s):
  • Give to Lindsey to read during Fully Booked.

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Soup Can

• Investigation Text:
  • "Water and soggy veggies in a can. My favorite dessert."
• Interaction Text:
  • "One spoon each and we'll save the rest for dinner. We can't be wasteful with our last can of soup."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained from the lunchbox in MC's locker the first time it is opened.
• Use(s):
  • Can be consumed to create Empty Can.

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Spaghetti

• Investigation Text:
  • "What's a romantic dinner without some spags?"
• Interaction Text:
  • "A true lady and the tramp dinner."
• How to Obtain:
  • Make from ingredients from the Mini Fridge during Under the Stars.
• Use(s):
  • Give to Isabelle during the romantic evening.

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Specialized Fuse Cable Replacement Tool

• Investigation Text:
  • "A contraption with a unique purpose. Could be worth a fortune if patented."
• Interaction Text:
  • "Leonardo Da Vinci looks silly now, doesn't he?"
• How to Obtain:
  • Combine item "Plastic Fork" and "Big Lollipop".
• Use(s):
  • Quest item used in A Short Fuse.

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Spice

• Investigation Text:
  • "Taste is subjective. Who says you can't put cinnamon in a chili?"
• Interaction Text:
  • "Sumak, saffron, cardamom, and sugar. You always need sugar."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained in Chili Con Carnal Sin.
• Use(s):
  • Combine with the item “Spoon” to make the item “Spoonful of Spice” in Chili Con Carnal Sin.

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Spiked Ice Tea

• Investigation Text:
  • "A sleeping beauty DIY kit."
• Interaction Text:
  • "A single drop is enough to put ten ants to sleep, and the leg of an elephant."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained by combining the item “Ice Tea” with the item “Sleeping Pills”.
• Use(s):
  • Quest item used in Stepping on the Rose.

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Spinach

• Investigation Text:
  • "Maxine's pussy."
• Interaction Text:
  • Spinach: "Meow?"
    MC: Shhh! Stay in my backpack, girl. I'll give you a sardine later."
    Spinach: "Meow!"
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained after getting her out of the school during Gathering Storm.
• Use(s):
  • Used as a bargaining chip for Maxine during Gathering Storm.
    Used to distract the security cameras during Hurricane Isabelle.

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Sponges

• Investigation Text:
  • "No one likes a suck-up, except in certain very specific and wet cases."
• Interaction Text:
  • "I was like this sponge that day — just soaking it in."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained from Jacklyn in Washed Up.
• Use(s):
  • Quest item used in Washed Up.

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Spoon

• Investigation Text:
  • "The most horrible murder weapon is a spoon. It just takes so painfully long to kill someone with it. Especially if you use the flat side."
• Interaction Text:
  • "As much as I want to believe that it's all in my head and that there is no spoon, I can't."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained in Chili Con Carnal Sin.
• Use(s):
  • Combine with the item “Spice” to create the item "Spoonful of Spice".

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Spoonful of Spice

• Investigation Text:
  • "Measuring is for beginners. A master chef always goes by taste."
• Interaction Text:
  • "Sugar and spice, and everything nice. Where the fuck did I put Chemical X? Ugh, no chilipuff girls for me."
• How to Obtain:
  • Combine the item “Spice” and the item “Spoon” in Chili Con Carnal Sin.
• Use(s):
  • Use on the Cooking Pot in Chili Con Carnal Sin.

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Spray Banana Milk

• Investigation Text:
  • "Why is the name so weirdly sexual?"
• Interaction Text:
  • "Good for your throat, and for your skin, and for your face, and for your boobs... The doctors hate this drink."
• How to Obtain:
  • Use item “Spray Empty Bottle” on the “Soda Machine” in the school cafeteria (-$1).
    Combine the item “Spray Cap” with the item “Banana Milk”.
• Use(s):
  • Can be given to the Nurse in Venting Frustration.
    Can be used to water the Thirsty Tree during Tiny Thirsty Tree.
    Can be consumed.

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Spray Cap

• Investigation Text:
  • "Fill it, spray it, run — fun for everyone."
• Interaction Text:
  • "I can hear the ocean inside it. ...It's telling me that my ear needs cleaning."
• How to Obtain:
  • Use the item “Ball of Yarn” on Spinach during Hide and Seek.
• Use(s):
  • Combine with any kind of bottle to make a spray variation of it.

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Spray Empty Bottle

• Investigation Text:
  • "Just fill her up again — recycling in its purest form."
• Interaction Text:
  • "A bottle is never truly empty. Right now, it's filled with all sorts of nasty gases. Oxygen is just one of them."
• How to Obtain:
  • Combine the item “Spray Cap” with the item “Empty Bottle”.
    Consume a full spray bottle of liquid.
• Use(s):
  • Can be used on the Soda Machine in the cafeteria to obtain “Spray Banana Milk”, “Spray Pepelepsi”, “Spray Salted Cola”, “Spray Seven HP”, or “Spray Strawberry Juice”.
    Can be used on the water fountain or aquarium to get "Spray Water Bottle"
    Can be used on the toilet to get Spray Bottle of Urine.

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Spray PepeLepsi

• Investigation Text:
  • "If motor oil and amphetamine put their dicks in a bottle of cola at the same time, Pepelepsi would be the outcome."
• Interaction Text:
  • "With ingredients scraped off the bottom of toxic waste barrels, the industrial flavor has become synonymous with the Pepelepsi brand. The Devil in a can."
• How to Obtain:
  • Use item “Spray Empty Bottle” on the “Soda Machine” in the school cafeteria (-$1).
    Combine the item “Spray Cap” with the item “PepeLepsi”.
• Use(s):
  • Used to pollute the river In Operation B.O.B.
    Can be given to the Nurse In Venting Frustration.
    Can be used to water the Thirsty Tree during Tiny Thirsty Tree.
    Can be consumed.

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Spray Salted Cola

• Investigation Text:
  • "There's like globs of white stuff floating around in the cola. Probably nothing to worry about."
• Interaction Text:
  • "Like drinking carbonated semen. Not that I've tried that or anything..."
• How to Obtain:
  • Use item “Spray Empty Bottle” on the “Soda Machine” in the school cafeteria (-$1).
    Combine the item “Spray Cap” with the item “Salted Cola”.
• Use(s):
  • Can be given to the Nurse In Venting Frustration.
    Can be used to water the Thirsty Tree in Tiny Thirsty Tree.
    Can be consumed.

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Spray Seven HP

• Investigation Text:
  • "Bottled loser tears — that's what the jocks call it."
• Interaction Text:
  • "Sparkling water, except there's nothing sparkly or watery about the taste."
• How to Obtain:
  • Use item “Spray Empty Bottle” on the “Soda Machine” in the school cafeteria (-$1).
    Combine the item “Spray Cap” with the item “Seven HP”.
• Use(s):
  • Can be given to the Nurse In Venting Frustration.
    Can be used to water the Thirsty Tree in Tiny Thirsty Tree.
    Can be consumed.

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Spray Strawberry Juice

• Investigation Text:
  • "The red gold. The nectar of heaven. One of the few truly good things left in this world."
• Interaction Text:
  • "Rolls over your tongue like ruby silk. The only thing better is licking a pussy, or so I've heard."
• How to Obtain:
  • Use item “Spray Empty Bottle” on the “Soda Machine” in the school cafeteria (-$1).
    Combine the item “Spray Cap” with the item “Strawberry Juice”.
• Use(s):
  • Can be given to the Nurse In Venting Frustration.
    Can be used to water the Thirsty Tree in Tiny Thirsty Tree.
    Can be consumed.

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Spray Bottle of Urine

• Investigation Text:
  • "A weapon of sorts. A loaded gun. No one's safe."
• Interaction Text:
  • "For when the cat slept with your girlfriend or ate the last of the ice cream."
• How to Obtain:
  • Use item “Spray Empty Bottle” on the toilet in the bathroom.
• Use(s):
  • Can be given to the Nurse In Venting Frustration.
    Can be used to water the Thirsty Tree in Tiny Thirsty Tree.
    Can be consumed.

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Spray Water

• Investigation Text:
  • "Tides go in. Tides go out. Can't explain that! But you could bottle it."
• Interaction Text:
  • "A bottle of liquid H2O molecules. Don't need to be a chemist to see the danger in that."
• How to Obtain:
  • Use item “Spray Empty Bottle” on the water fountain on the first floor or the aquarium in the admin wing.
• Use(s):
  • Can be given to the Nurse In Venting Frustration.
    Can be used to water the Thirsty Tree in Tiny Thirsty Tree.
    Can be consumed.

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Stethoscope

• Investigation Text:
  • "Flora always says I don't listen to her. Maybe this will help."
• Interaction Text:
  • "Hmm, interesting... The self-examination points toward a raging heart-on."
• How to Obtain:
  • Found on the desk in the Nurse's Office.
• Use(s):
  • Used in Tiny Thirsty Tree to tie up one of the giant bonsai’s vines.

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Stick

• Investigation Text:
  • "So, no one told you life was gonna be this way? Stick, stick, stick, stick."
• Interaction Text:
  • "Carrot or stick — neither ever worked on me to get shit done. The woes of being a lazy bum."
• How to Obtain:
  • Found in in the Homeroom window, the bush outside the school, the trash can in the Gym, and the dam in the Forest.
• Use(s):
  • Combine two together to create the item “Two Sticks”.
    Combine with the item “Two Sticks” to create the item “Three Sticks”.
    Combine the item “Three Sticks” with the item “Ball of Yarn” to create the item “Makeshift Easel”.
    Combine with "Empty Can" to create "Shovel".

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Strawberry Juice

• Investigation Text:
  • "The red gold. The nectar of heaven. One of the few truly good things left in this world."
• Interaction Text:
  • "Rolls over your tongue like ruby silk. The only thing better is licking a pussy, or so I've heard."
• How to Obtain:
  • While having the item “Empty Bottle”, purchase for $1 by interacting with the “Soda Machine” in the school cafeteria (-$1).
• Use(s):
  • Consume to initiate the quest Photogenic.
    Can be given to Flora in Tiny Thirsty Tree.
    Can be given to the Nurse in Venting Frustration.
    Can be consumed.
    Combine with the item “Spray Cap” to create the item “Spray Strawberry Juice”.
    Consume to progress A Perfect Framework.

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String

• Investigation Text:
  • "Not exactly a g-string, but I'm still learning the ropes."
• Interaction Text:
  • "Always wanted to try out bondage, but this string isn't nearly strong enough for the type of quarry it needs to hold."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained by interacting with the Supply Closet in the Art Classroom during Poolside Story.
• Use(s):
  • Combine with Pennants to create Independence Day Decorations.

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Sugar Cube

• Investigation Text:
  • "Say that you'll be mine. Baby, all the time. Sugar cube."
• Interaction Text:
  • "Why aren't there salt cubes? If only they put me in charge of society, we'd have more useful things."
• How to Obtain:
  • Can be found scattered throughout Home during Season 1.
• Use(s):
  • 6 are used in Flora's cake recipe in Tiny Thirsty Tree.
    1 can be given to Maxine during Gathering Storm.

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Summer Wine

• Investigation Text:
  • "Never been a fan of wine, but this tastes like an angel's kiss."
• Interaction Text:
  • "Let the wine fill our stomachs and hearts with courage and tranquility! Or at the very least quench our thirst for truth and meaning — in vino veritas!"
• How to Obtain:
  • Found behind the painting in the Admin Wing in Strawberries, Cherries.
• Use(s):
  • Quest item used in Strawberries, Cherries.

T

Telescope

• Investigation Text:
  • "The only thing missing from this beauty is a slot for coins."
• Interaction Text:
  • "Anything is better than being short-sighted."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained on the Roof during Under the Stars.
• Use(s):
  • Used to set up the romantic evening in Under the Stars.

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Tissues

• Investigation Text:
  • "These are from the bathroom. The ones on my desk need to stay there."
• Interaction Text:
  • "Do you need a tissue? No, I don't, Stacy. I need my dignity back! These tears will dry, but my self-esteem will never fully recover!"
• How to Obtain:
  • Can be found in the house Bathroom (renewed daily).
• Use(s):
  • Quest item used in No True Scotswoman and Table Manners.
    Can be used on desk in English Classroom to obtain Electrical Tape (wait one day).
    Combine with "Greasy Bolt" to create "Clean Bolt".

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Tob-le-bone

• Investigation Text:
  • "This sweet, tasty, dick-shaped chocolate will make any girl drool."
• Interaction Text:
  • "Is that a Tob-le-bone in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"
• How to Obtain:
  • Buy at your computer for $20 during The Grand Gesture.
• Use(s):
  • Give to Isabelle as part of your apology in The Grand Gesture.

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Tubes of Paint

• Investigation Text:
  • "Fifty shades of color. Nothing dirty about it."
• Interaction Text:
  • "I'm more of a bucket guy myself, but I guess these tubes will have to do..."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained in A Beautiful Motive.
• Use(s):
  • Quest item used in A Beautiful Motive.

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Tuning Fork

• Investigation Text:
  • "Not the best way to eat, but it's not a competition."
• Interaction Text:
  • "Combined with a tuning hammer, you basically have the whole cutlery set."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained by using the Conductor's Baton on the upper cupboard in the music classroom.
• Use(s):
  • Use on the piano during Season 1.

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Tuning Hammer

• Investigation Text:
  • "Not exactly Mjolnir, but it's not too shabby..."
• Interaction Text:
  • "Together with a tuning fork, this thing could make any old lady sing."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained by using the Conductor's Baton on the middle cupboard in the music classroom.
• Use(s):
  • Use on the piano during Season 1.

U

Umbrella

• Investigation Text:
  • "Told you I'll be here forever. That restraining order's clever. Said I'll always be outside. Took an oath I'ma stick it out to the end. Now that it's raining more than ever. Know that I want us together. I'll just wait under your umbrella, ella, eh eh."
• Interaction Text:
  • "She probably thinks of me too sometimes."
• How to Obtain:
  • Can be found in the house Hallway.
• Use(s):
  • Quest item used in Potted Weeds.

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Unassorted Meds

• Investigation Text:
  • "A cocktail of fun at any party."
• Interaction Text:
  • "This is how you get girls with just one spiked drink."
• How to Obtain:
  • Found by interacting with Medical Supplies in Nurse's Office.
• Use(s):
  • Quest item used in Tiny Thirsty Tree.

V

Vacuum Cleaner

• Investigation Text:
  • "Few women can compete with the unyielding suction of this fine lady. And that was before I added the turbo."
• Interaction Text:
  • "Jo always gets suspicious when I start vacuuming in the middle of the night. She doesn't believe me when I tell her that things get quite dirty in here."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained in the Supply Closet during Dead Girl's Score and/or Jo's Day.
• Use(s):
  • Used to clean your room in Dead Girl's Score or Jo's Day.

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Venus Vagenis

• Investigation Text:
  • "Rarest of the rare — this herb is said to grow only where female vaginal fluids seeped into the soil."
• Interaction Text:
  • "The musky scent of passionate love-making accompanies this herb."
• How to Obtain:
  • Selectable as a reward for not taking the Nurse to Kate in Search & Rescue.
    Can be bought on the black market for $69.
• Use(s):
  • No current use.

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VHS Player

• Investigation Text:
  • "Busting a nut or busting a block... the difference is in the movie genre."
• Interaction Text:
  • "Before the time of man, dinosaurs roamed the earth. Despite its antique design, this VHS player was in fact not a jurassic creation. Unless you count the plastic bits."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained from Old Locker in the Clubroom during The Missing Tapes.
• Use(s):
  • Quest item used in The Missing Tapes.

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Vibrator

• Investigation Text:
  • "Would this make a decent back massager?"
• Interaction Text:
  • "I bet someone really misses this thing..."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained in the Lost and Found during Off to the Races.
• Use(s):
  • Offer to Lindsey during Off to the Races.

W

Walkie Talkie

• Investigation Text:
  • "Kch!"
• Interaction Text:
  • "I've got two walkie-talkies, but no one to talk to. Fuck my life."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained from Maxine during Venting Frustration.
• Use(s):
  • Quest item used in Venting Frustration.

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Water Bottle

• Investigation Text:
  • "Tides go in. Tides go out. Can't explain that! But you could bottle it."
• Interaction Text:
  • "A bottle of liquid H2O molecules. Don't need to be a chemist to see the danger in that."
• How to Obtain:
  • Found on the kitchen table in MC's home.
    Purchase for $100 from the First Hall vending machine.
    Use “Empty Bottle” on the aquarium in the Admin Wing or water fountain.
• Use(s):
  • Can be given to the Nurse during Venting Frustration
    Can be given to Flora during Tiny Thirsty Tree
    Can be consumed.

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Wet Tissue

• Investigation Text:
  • "This tissue is wetter than Isabelle in a Scottish bookshop."
• Interaction Text:
  • "Next time someone's crying and asks for a tissue, I'll give them this. You're not the only one in pain."
• How to Obtain:
  • Combine "Water Bottle" with "Tissue"
• Use(s):
  • Used in Table Manners to clean the mirror in the bathroom.

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Whooshter™ Sauce

• Investigation Text:
  • "The recipe is the Vatican's most guarded secret. It is said that this sauce alone made the Last Supper a culinary success."
• Interaction Text:
  • "Fitted with a built in combination lock and child-resistant packaging. Few people ever get to taste the magnificence that is the Whooshster™ Sauce."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained from kitchen table in The Statement.
• Use(s):
  • Quest item used in The Statement.
    Can be consumed.

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Wildflowers

• Investigation Text:
  • "These smell so good. Almost as good as Isabelle."
• Interaction Text:
  • "I need to get these to Isabelle quickly so that she can put them in some water... and also forgive me."
• How to Obtain:
  • Collect in the Forest during The Grand Gesture.
• Use(s):
  • Give to Isabelle as an apology during The Grand Gesture.

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Wood

• Investigation Text:
  • "Driftwood, redwood, my wood, hardwood."
• Interaction Text:
  • "This was once a living flourishing tree. Unlucky, bitch."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained using the Fire Axe on the Trees in the Forest during Under the Stars (the higher the Strength level, the larger the pile)
• Use(s):
  • Used to set up the fire for the romantic evening in Under the Stars.

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Worms

• Investigation Text:
  • "Nature's potato chip."
• Interaction Text:
  • "Here's hoping we can catch a sweet, juicy fish with these!"
• How to Obtain:
  • Dug up in Service Aid by either you or Nurse.
• Use(s):
  • Combine with "Fishing Pole" to create "Baited Pole".

X

xCube Controller

• Investigation Text:
  • "No other item have I held for so many hours on end. If you exclude my dick, of course."
• Interaction Text:
  • "Perfect as a whip or lasso. The Castlevania Cowboy doesn't care. Yes, that's my game forum nickname."
• How to Obtain:
  • Found in the MC’s room by the TV.
• Use(s):
  • Can be used on the hole in the ceiling in the hallway to get the items “Beach Photo”, “Bag of Weed”, “Secret Diary Page”, “Capture Card” (during The Missing Tapes), “Dungeon and Damsels” (during Don Juan Quixote), Picnic Blanket (during Jo's Day).

Y

Yellow Ball of Yarn

• Investigation Text:
  • "This yarn is looking a little tense, like it just needs to... unwind."
• Interaction Text:
  • "I'll be counting balls of yarn in my sleep tonight..."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained in the Art Classroom during Suitable Romance.
• Use(s):
  • Quest item in Suitable Romance to get a suit from Maya.

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Yellow Cable

• Investigation Text:
  • "A color-coded cable. What's the code? No one knows."
• Interaction Text:
  • "When you talk about this cable, it's so large! But when you look at it... not so much."
• How to Obtain:
  • Obtained in the Computer Classroom during Chops and Nocs.
• Use(s):
  • Quest item used in Chops and Nocs.