Guard

"I'm taking you to the principal's office, young lady."
- Guard, Stainless Steal

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Guard
Affiliation	Newfall High School
Occupation	Security Guard
Marital Status	Single
Gender	Male
Height	5'9" (175 cm)
Eye Color	Brown
Debut	Season 1

The school guard is fat, lazy, and incompetent. His only pleasures in life are eating doughnuts and being unhelpful to students, but that doesn't mean he's not a potential obstacle should you have to be in the school after dark.

Appearance

The Guard is a tall, portly man with beady brown eyes and short brown hair, as well as having a patchy beard sprouting across his round chin. His uniform consists of a gray button-up shirt with pockets and patches across it, a black necktie that's slightly too loose, black pants and belt, and "capped" with a black hat atop his head.

Personality

During the day, the Guard is a sloth that's lazily lounging in his booth with a doughnut or two in his grasp. He'll be hard-pressed to do his job, and when he actually has to, he won't be doing it with a smile. During the night, though, he'll be thoroughly patrolling the school, checking every nook and cranny he can to find intruders and stragglers. Thankfully, though, he's quite gullible and will believe nearly every half-assed trick you throw at him.

Quests

While the Guard doesn't have any quests of his own, he does appear in the following:

Season 1 Quests

• Introduction (The Key)
• Stolen Hearts
• Nothing Wrong With Me
• The Glowing Spider Eggs
• Hooking Up
• King of Sweets
• Stainless Steal
• Hurricane Isabelle
• A Beautiful Motive
• Wicked Game

Season 2 Quests

• Touched by an Angel
• Spell You Later
• Hot My Bot
• The Dive
• In for a Dime, In for a Dollar
• Invested Investigation

Scenes

• Flora's Distraction

Trivia

• The Guard can been seen as an orc in full x-ray vision.
• He is the tallest character in the entire game along with MC.
• Excluding MC, the Guard is the only recurring character who is male.