Editing Achievements

The game's achievements can be obtained during conversation checks at the end of a quest or a scene.

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!Achievement Name
!Achievement Description
!How to Achieve
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|style="text-align:center" | An Early Goodnight
|"Does anyone need a mop? Maybe it's too early to tell..."
|Try to enter the school after helping [[Maxine]] dig up the '''Locked Box''' at night during [[Hooking Up]].
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|style="text-align:center" | Breaking All the Rules
|"Stop in the name of love! Even if it's filthy and taboo."
|Go after [[Flora]] during [[The Statement]] after completing [[Tiny Thirsty Tree]].
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|style="text-align:center" | Burned Notice
|"No guard rails, wholesales, or paper trails. You're the spy that didn't get burned."
|Burn the '''Letter from Maxine''' with the lighter in your Kitchen.
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|style="text-align:center" | Call Me, Beep Me!
|"In danger and trouble, I'm there on the double. Inside the air duct, that is."
|Hide in the air vent in both [[The Glowing Spider Eggs]] and [[Twisted Fate]].
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|style="text-align:center" | Cat Whisperer
|"A sense of smell and a silver tongue? Felines moisten in your presence."
|Talk your way out of getting caught sniffing [[Isabelle]]'s panties during [[Gathering Storm]].
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|style="text-align:center" | Chiseled Jawline
|"Marbleous! Monumental GigaChad moment."
|Disguise yourself as a statue during [[Spell You Later]].
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|style="text-align:center" | Delivish
|"Even with the alarm blaring in your ears, you went straight for the porn magazine. That's dedication."
|Read the '''Porn Magazine''' while your '''Alarm Clock''' is going off.
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|style="text-align:center" | End of Time
|"They say that time eventually runs out for everyone, but you've certainly made a point of crippling it."
|Smash your '''Alarm Clock''' twice.
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|style="text-align:center" | Eye of the Storm
|"In the typhoon that is the chaos of life, you're the eye of the storm. Calm and centered."
|Spare your '''Alarm Clock''' twice.
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|style="text-align:center" | Flying High Again
|"If you could be inside my head, you'd see that black and white is red."
|Have the birds eat your crops during [[Potted Weeds]].
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|style="text-align:center" | Glorious Bastard
|"Cum demons. Wall-dolls. Nothing will stop you in your quest for fellatio."
|Stick your dick in the Secret Locker's opened back panel.
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|style="text-align:center" | Goose Goes, Hank!
|"Your name is actually Hank. You didn't restart the game just to unlock this achievement. You're that one golden goose. No hanky-panky."
|Name your character Hank and ask [[Jacklyn]] for paper when she's not in the Art Classroom during [[Stolen Hearts]].
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|style="text-align:center" | Hand of Fate
|"Violence is oftentimes the big changer of fates."
|Spank [[Kate]] as many times as possible during [[Dethroning the Queen]].
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|style="text-align:center" | Here, Kitty Kitty!
|"And they said you weren't a pussy-whisperer. Fools!"
|During [[The Glowing Spider Eggs]], have [[Maxine]] tell you that [[Spinach]] is sleeping while she's clearly awake after you ask to be a reporter for the school newspaper.
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|style="text-align:center" | Inspired
|"Inspiration is a fickle mistress. But you're just happy to be in the same sentence as the word "mistress.""
|Paint your masterpiece with a Beaver Carcass during [[Art Through Suffering]].
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|style="text-align:center" | Kate's Spy
|"You're not proud of what you've done. No one is."
|Learn [[Isabelle]]'s focus classes and favorite drink after siding with [[Kate]] during [[Tour de School]].
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|style="text-align:center" | Lord of the Stones
|"So smooth, the rest of the world is crooked and uneven."
|Collect 5 stones in your Kitchen after joining [[Maxine]]'s Association of Smooth Stones.
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|style="text-align:center" | Master of Disguise
|"Fool you once, fool you twice, fool you thrice. Always the fool."
|Trick the [[Guard]] with a disguise.
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|style="text-align:center" | Offer Refused
|"Can't barter without cash. You've refused the offer of the Codfather."
|Try to buy a '''Fish''' from the Codfather with no money.
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|style="text-align:center" | Philanthropist
|"Who knew you were such a do-gooder? Now, what's the ulterior motive?"
|Have [[Kate]] donate to charity as a forfeit and free the [[Nurse]] during [[Twisted Desire]], while not having Nurse's Compromising Photo.
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|style="text-align:center" | Pussy Scent
|"The best scent known to man... and all animals, I guess."
|Have [[Spinach]] sniff the '''Nurse's Panties''' during [[Search & Rescue]].
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|style="text-align:center" | Putting Things Together
|"It's like peanut butter and jelly, cookies and milk, yo' mama and all of the above. Some things just work well together."
|Successfully combine 2 items for the first time.
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|style="text-align:center" | Riddle Me This
|"You never considered it before, but now you know. Tseb eht si enixam."
|Solve all of [[Maxine]]'s riddles in [[Paint It Red]] without [[Isabelle]]'s help.
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|style="text-align:center" | Silver Tongue
|"Talking your way out of trouble isn't all your tongue can do. Also,  cunnilingus."
|Tell the [[Guard]] you're leaving swim practice during [[The Glowing Spider Eggs]].
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|style="text-align:center" | Sock Dispenser
|"Socks for all. No more barefoot servants."
|Refuse a blowjob from the [[Nurse]] after betting on her freedom during [[Twisted Desire]].
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|style="text-align:center" | Standing Up
|"Your spine is developing nicely. Soon, you'll be able to stand upright like other Homosapien."
|Call [[Kate]] out on her ugly personality during [[Tour de School]].
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|style="text-align:center" | Taken Down a Peg
|"Humiliating, but also hot. Taking it deep for Jacklyn."
|Get pegged by [[Jacklyn]] during [[The Statement]].
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|style="text-align:center" | Teddy Bear
|"People call you Teddy because you're so huggable. Or maybe it's because you're somewhat skimpy and perverted."
|Receive two hugs from [[Lindsey]] during [[Nothing Wrong With Me]] by catching her when she falls and helping her get a change of clothes.
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|style="text-align:center" | The Actual Goat
|"Definitely not a sheep. You can touch it as much as you like. It won't explode."
|Buy a goat on the Dark Web during [[The Dive]].
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|style="text-align:center" | The All-Seeing One
|"Nothing slips past you. Not even Maxine's nefarious plans."
|Eavesdrop on [[Lindsey]] and [[Maxine]]'s conversation in [[Photogenic]].
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|style="text-align:center" | The Dark Side
|"Some  philosophers may call it morally questionable... but Kate is way hotter than  those nerds."
|Side with [[Kate]] during [[Tour de School]].
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|style="text-align:center" | The Mark of Shame
|"So either you cheated or you have way too much time on your hands. Both are disgraceful. Wear your mark of shame proudly!"
|Fetch all the items [[Flora]] requests for in [[Chili Con Carnal Sin]] without making a mistake.
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|style="text-align:center" | The Only Nymph
|"Alone in the forest, the nymph threw shy glances over his shoulder."
|During [[Hooking Up]], try to flee the Forest Glade 5 times instead of digging for [[Maxine]].
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|style="text-align:center" | The Queen Bee Decree
|"Down at the Ninth Circle, right next to Mr. Iscariot."
|Side with [[Kate]] repeatedly during the opening of [[The Dog Trick]] and tell [[Isabelle]] that she'll need to bow before the queen.
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|style="text-align:center" | The Queen Bee Stinger
|"The poison enters the bloodstream, corrupting the senses one by one."
|Tell [[Kate]] that [[Isabelle]] will be leashed and potty trained in no time during the opening of [[The Dog Trick]].
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|style="text-align:center" | The Right Kind of Bust
|"Art is life, and you're living proof."
|Successfully disguise yourself as a statue during [[The Glowing Spider Eggs]].
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|style="text-align:center" | The Truce of a Lifetime
|"Some battles should only exist in the mind."
|Fight the [[Crab|Dangerous Crab]] after giving it '''Strawberry Juice''', an '''Apple''', and a '''Fish'''.
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|style="text-align:center" | Top Hat
|"Is that a hat or a hot air balloon? Either way, it's a perfect fit for your head."
|During [[The Glowing Spider Eggs]], explain to [[Lindsey]] that covering yourself in Silver Paint is part of an art project.
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|style="text-align:center" | We Leave in Peace
|"I'm not saying it was aliens, but..."
|Read the message on the crop circle outside of the school.
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